your favourite quote?
I've already mentioned the Scottish crocodile quote in another topic, one of my other favourites is a gem from Grim:
"Your cockup, my arse!"
I love nearly every quote from Gladstone.
For example, when he talks about his wife:
Gladstone: "And I said to her: if I want to stop and have a few beers, I will ! And I expect my dinner on the table when I get home !"
Goody: "And she took notice of that, didn't she ?"
Gladstone: "I don't know, I never saw her again".
Of when he talks about the young boy in Trinidad who "gave" his knife: "He stuck in my shoulder" LOL
And of course the elephant impression ! But that isn't really a quote, of course.
Grim rules as well, of course. "Out of the mum, and into the cell... That's a great idea, Kray !"
His short quotes are the best:
"And I said Tina, COME ON !"
"...And all that FANNYING about !"
"Hoity-toity, wishy-woshy, lardy-tardy, and so on" :D
And Kray, when the others are exercising the "Alpha, Bravo, Foxtrot, etc."-codes, and he's just ordering a pizza. Hilarious !
Habib: Well I always try to be nice sir, let's just say it rhymes with "trucking tanker"
Love it! LOVE IT!!!!
the documentary people care coming to the station and Patricia has done up her hair rather fancy, she is fixing it up and raymond walks in
Raymond:"Have you got knits?"
Its a matter of life after death, now that he's dead I have a life.
-Mrs. White
CCCCRRRRRRRRRR *GRIM REQUIRED* CCCCCRRRRRRRRR
share"No fannying about...And above all, No fannying about."
shareMy fave is in "Honey Trap", I think that is the name of the episode, where Habib dresses to impress and lure in a dangerous criminal and she passes Kevin...
Habib: Hello big boy! Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
*She walks away*
Kevin: Actually, it's a Mars bar.
I fell off the sofa laughing at that!
from "road rage"
Goody - "and here's one Garry Boyle made up."
Boyle - "No I didn't."
Goody - "Whats the difference between a bank manager having a fight and Inspector fowler having a conversation? Well ones a warring banker, the other's a boring.."
Fowler - "ALRIGHT, LET ME DOWN NOW!
Goody - "HAHA It worked he's coming down!"
I have a couple, because it is so awesome
the one where Grim rants about "lahdy-dahdy, lahdie dahs"
“Phone the home office, phone the armed response unit, get me a tea – milk, four sugars”
“In what order sir”
“Blimey, Craig, where were you dragged up? Milk in first, tea next, sugar last.”
“When you run us up the flagpole, you’ll find you’re saluting a very different kettle of fish.”
“You have the soul of an amoeba and the imagination of a pot noodle. You’d be bored watching Olivier play ‘Hamlet’.”
“Well I don’t like football. Especially foreign teams.”
The best scene by far is in the episode in which they all have to share the same changing rooms and the guys are waiting outside for the ladies to finish getting ready. They eventually emerge and Grim has a go at them for taking a long time. They reply by having a go back at him and the rest of the blokes for peeing all over the floor, and Grim retaliates with...
'Drips !?! Women are obsessed with drips !! I say, "Tina, wear a pair of slippers !"'
Combined with Goody and Fowler's facial reactions - classic !
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The stuff with Melvyn Hayes as the "Todge Master at the Lodge, with the sequence about putting a dress on and kissing a dead turkey's bottom...!"
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