Trial By Fire 2016
Donald J. Trump is gloriously elected President of the United States, but on his way to the inauguration ball, he and the First Lady are diverted to a secret underground defense facility.
As it turns out, an armada of powerful alien spacecrafts are approaching the Earth fast. "Ahh, another bunch of sh.t immigrants, taking away American jobs! Build a large wall against them!" "But Mr. President, sir, I don't think a wall would defend us against an alien invading force." "You think I'm stupid, or what? I know better, I'm the President! I have a supermodel wife! I made a fortune! Build that wall! Make America great again!"
The military begins the construction of a giant wall surrounding the United States. Meanwhile, the aliens are getting closer. "Sir, a message came in from President Putin from Russia. He says those alien spacecrafts are probably hostile, sent by a race of homosexuals, and he's preparing to arm the Russian nuclear arsenal to wipe them out. And we should do the same." "Ah, Vladimir is a very clever man! General, do we still have those big nukes we used to scare the Russians with?" "Sir, those big nukes... President Obama made sure to dump them." "Whaaat?? That peace-loving socialist Muslim son of a... Then put those big nukes back into operation." "But we have signed international conventions regarding..." "Who the f.ck cares about international conventions? Let's make America great again!" "Yes, sir."
"Sir, the aliens have rendered our satellites inoperative." "What?? We can't watch Fox News anymore? Damn! I knew they're Democrats! I bet they even have goddamn free healthcare!" "Sir... they've sent us a message. I can put it on the screen." "Do it!" An alien appears and talks in some strange gibberish alien language. "Arabic! I knew they were sent by ISIS! But we'll show 'em where to put their Hajidic war." "You mean, Jihadic war?" "Ahh, yeah, whatever. Make America great again!"
A space shuttle is launched, equipped with a large nuclear warhead. As the alien spacecraft approaches Earth, the Russians fire their nuclear missiles, they're easily destroyed by the aliens. "Fire the big nukes on them! Let's show those filthy Mexicans they can't defeat the True American Spirit!" However, the shuttle is destroyed by the aliens as well. Two smaller alien vessels break formation and about to land in Washington D.C. and in Moscow. Apparently, both cities will be destroyed when they land.
"Sir, we've just decrypted the aliens' message. It was English all along. They said, 'Let us be your friends'". "Friends?? Who needs friends? Great people doesn't need friends! And we'll gonna make American great ag...." However, he cannot finish, as everything is wiped out by a flash of white light...
The Control Voice (Kahless from Star Trek TNG): "Humans have a tendency to choose their leaders most unwisely. And that can be their undoing."
"A voice from behind me reminds me. Spread out your wings you are an angel."