Gravitate, participate and generate some sweet, sweet Dirty Talkin'...

We need more funk in this here world. Not no jive talking, gold diggin', non-polyester wearing, Shaft-hating, mangy wannabes. No discount Burt Reynolds either, no sir! No.

So I ask this splendid community to bring your A game and make this thread most righteous, ass-tingling and sweet sippical.

Do your finest Dirty Talk - a tribute to man, the cunning linguist, the Funk Walker, Desperation Lee.

I want the real deal; the sidewalk superstars, the players and old school virtuosos.

I'll start with two of his greatest panty droppers...

Baby, I wanna to slide into your shopping mall and spend some time in the Gap!

Baby. I wanna get inside your church and start speaking in tongues!