Favourite Lines?

In no particular order.

"I'm in the streets!. I'm in the gutter!. It's been years since I've had bread and BUTTAAAR!"

"You bastards been shagging?!"

"Pair of sad bastards!"

"You Judif"

"Are you ripping the piss out of The Fury?"

"I don't want to suck it. So just let's have your bucket."

"Traitor!. You filthy, skunk pussy, bastard!"

"Nighty night then"

"Excuse me!, is that a turd on a string?!"

"How do you feel about Bread and Butter?"
"It's alright with a piece of cheese!"

"Who's flat is this anyway?. Who's phone is it?. Do you realise it's getting worn out with all these people ringing up for a shag with Mandy Wilkins!"
"I'm sorry nobody rings you, Matthew."
"I expect Brad "Freebird" Rivers rings him"

"Don't eat it all, Mate. MATE!"
"All right. All right. Selfish bastard!"

"Do you really think I'm Game On then, Matt?"
"Yeah. Definitely. If you really fancy knobbing a gorilla!"

This will do for now. I'll add some more later on.

"You put your faith in Odin and Thor. We put ours in Cannons and Whores."