Distorted lessons from this movie
1) Love at first sight exists, AND you can experience love at first sight with a rich prince that happens to be a fictional creature, and it will be genuine.
2) When you are smaller than the average person, no one will respect what you want.
3) Kidnappers with ulterior motives make more sense than prince charming practically proposing upon meeting.
4) If you are attractive enough, you can be the center-focus of everyone's desires because everything can be about you. HOWEVER, if enough people call you ugly, you shouldn't have enough self esteem to believe otherwise until someone compliments you.
4.1) "If the prince thinks you're beautiful, you are". You are definitely ugly otherwise.
5) When you are stuck, wait for something to come save you.
6) A beatleman (unattractive) can't kiss you up your arm, but a prince (attractive guy) can fly you around to the great unknown, profess his love to you, attempt to kiss you and promise you forever.
Or, maybe it's just one of those movies that is justified because it's a cartoon?-- I'm glad I had a mother that dispelled those myths about being female and dealing with the opposite sex.
Side note: Does anyone else thing Ms. Toad's On The Road song is the best part of the film?