when r.l ermey is telling his boys not to underestimate taft...
you could drop this guy off in the middle of the arctic circle without his tooth brush, and the next day he's gonna show up at your poolside with a fistfull of pesos and a million dollar smile!
love that line.
it is better to have a gun and not need it, than to need a gun and not have it
That line totally cracked me up.
It's those kind of lines that some guy take half an hour to produce while writing the script but few could deliver in a conversation just out of the blue. :)
But I guess that's one of the reasons it's so funny.
well since you're naked you might as well f___ a friend of mine. Paul come in here!
Ha Ha!! funny, today I was watching the movie on ION TV then I started to read your post, when I read the line, the guy on tv was saying it at the same time, what a coincidence. Lol.
Also the line in the helicopter when the mercs were trying to pull Seagal's record...
The one about Seagal is either born full grown or he is so top secret that he would not even be flagged as top secret or something like that...
"Ewwwww, what is that? Halibut??
Very random, I LOL at most of this movie but it is VERY entertaining!
Never rub another man's rhubarb hehehe
You guys are reaching too far here. This masterpiece offers jewels before the 10 minute mark is up. What jewel?
Seagal Says:
For 350,000 dollars I'd *beep* anything once.
If I remember right, the line actually starts, "You could drop this guy off AT the Arctic Circle...", meaning that Stone thinks that the Arctic Circle is a specific place, and not a line that's thousands of miles long. The line was probably supposed to be, "You could drop this guy off ABOVE the Arctic Circle," would be colder and more dangerous, and thus would have better attested to Seagal's super-awesomeness.
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'It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?'
'If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.'
"You could drop this guy off at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear without his toothbrush and tomorrow afternoon he's gonna show up at your poolside with a million-dollar smile and a fistful of pesos."
R. Lee Ermey almost ran out of breath delivering that line. And I don't know how he got through it without bursting out laughing.