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Alternate version of hand slap game

posted 11 years ago by Huskie_Jon
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Forest: Are you a man?

Big Mike: Yeah, I'm a man. I got a big pair of balls between my legs.

Forrest: You think I'm a cupcake? Maybe you should work for a baker. Are you a baker's man? We're going to play a little game. It's called the hand slap game.

Big Mike: OK. I'll play your game, if you play my game.

Forrest Taft: I'll play your game afterwards if I'm still standing. 'Cause I might not be. 'Cause you're a tough guy, you're a man, a baker's man, and you've got big balls.

Big Mike: Ok. Ok.

Forrest Taft: Here we go, Mr. Big Balls.

Big Mike: I'm ready.

Forrest: Okay. Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man. Bake me-- You got to be quick. You got to be quick.

Big Mike: Why don't you take your best shot, pal.

Taft punches him

Forrest: THIS IS THE BAKER'S MAN, AND I AM THE CUPCAKE. One man leaves. Here we go. You're a man right? Put your hands up. Patty cake, patty cake baker's man, bake me a cake as fast as you can. Roll it in dough,.. Oh no! you screwed up again. You got to be quick.

We never did find out what Big Mike's game was. I am thinking Hopscotch, Parcheesi, or maybe he could have brought out a game of Operation.

Come on, big man! Remove the funny bone!

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[–] alberta1 11 years ago

Forrest: THIS IS THE BAKER'S MAN, AND I AM THE CUPCAKE. One man leaves. Here we go. You're a man right? Put your hands up. Patty cake, patty cake baker's man, bake me a cake as fast as you can. Roll it in dough,.. Oh no! you screwed up again. You got to be quick.

Here's the rest of it:

Taft punches him in the gut, causing him to vomit.

Taft: Ooh, that's disgusting. What is that, cupcake batter? Maybe he had too many cupcakes at Maggie's in Valdez? You're the Baker's Man, remember. Big balls between your legs. Okay, here we go. Patty cake, patty cake baker's man, bake me a cake as fast as you can. Roll it up, roll it up; Put it in a pan;
And toss it in the...Oops!

Taft punches him three times, leaving him with a bloody face.

Taft: What does it take? What does it take to change the Baker's man?

Mike: I need time to change. Need time.

Taft: I do too. I do too.

More than likely Mike's game was Punching Bag. (Self-explanatory)

[–] Toadman005 10 years ago

Roschambo.

Say, do you hear that? It's the sound of the Reaper.....