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I saw Steve Seagal driving a fart-powered eco-mobile

posted 17 years ago by tmitch-1
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In a time where eco-blabs like Al Gore preach about saving the earth - while they personally live in energy-slurping mansions - I am proud to say that I actually saw Steve Seagal driving one of those fart-powered eco-mobiles that should have replaced the internal combustion engine more than 50 years ago.

In fact, I actually saw Steve pull into a 'gas' station and personally fart into the tank - after graduating the top of his class from Harvard Medical School, winning the Nobel prize for Literature and Nuclear Physics, eliminating world hunger, and kicking God in the cajones - to which God replied "Thank you, Mr. Seagal - may I please have another?"

[–] gindogg 17 years ago

This sounds like something Steven Seagal would have found flattering.

[–] Stygian6 10 years ago

And after kicking God in the balls, I believe he asked him what it takes to change his essence....

[–] Huskie_Jon 10 years ago

This sounds like something Steven Seagal would have found flattering.

Or flatulating.

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