This movie is rightfully infamous for the number of painfully unfunny jokes it has, but which do you think is the absolute worst one?
My vote goes to this one: "Hawaii is a lush and fertile land. In fact there's only one barren area on all of our islands. Unfortunately, it's Mrs. Ho."
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I actually thought that was the funniest line in the movie.
Dragonzord! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Saber Toothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus!
I would have to say, when the "kid" start ordering the killings
Spartans, what is your profession!? HARROH!HARROH!HARROH!
The crack joke. No, not a crack like the crack they were using when they were making this film, the butt crack joke. Seriously, what was that about?
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I would also like to give special mentions to the following jokes...
"The Defense Rests"
"Since We Don't Use the Letters B,C,D and F, you're pretty much guarenteed to get straight A's."
"That's why Buck hated February."
The Bonanza parody song.
"Eskimo Pie"
The Floating Scene
The Hawaii floating scene
and last but not least.
THE PLANE TOUCHES THE WINDOW WHY IS THAT FUNNY?!! ANSWER ME!!!!
Why don't we just go ahead and say that all of the jokes in this film are terrible.
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Actually, I thought the "Hawaii is lush and fertile..." to be one of the very few funny moments in this movie.
But now...for the bad jokes. Almost every moment was bad, but these stuck out the most.
1. When North goes to France, and all of the TV channels have 24 hours of Jerry Lewis, it goes like:
North: What is this?
French Guy: Jerry Lewis! It's all we got!
Bruce Willis: oh hey, what's your name again?
North: Its North, sir.
Bruce Willis: Hey! That's one of my favorite directions!
The "mighty big loss" joke. Wow was that bad, even before the Nostalgia Critic review.
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"That's why Buck hated February."