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Laughed so hard I pi ssed my pants

posted 18 years ago by reddevil9778
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1 Whats your angle boy YOU PLOTTEN AGAINST ME.
2 PLOP YOUR TI TY OUT THE BOYS MOUTH AND LET HIM GROW UP
3 HOLD IT OR I'LL BRING THAT THING OF AND KICK IT AROUND
4 WE DON'T HAVE AN ROTC HERE (THE GREEN BOYS)
5 YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THAT PAIN,GIVE ME YOUR FINGER
6 IF HE'S IN THERE NOW HE AINT HAPPY (CLOSET)
7 I'M SORRY YOU PI SSED ALL OVER THE FRONT OF YOU PANTS
8 (POLICE SCENE)DON'T HIT HER EVER AGAIN
9 I'M SORRY MISTER HANDIECAP MAN
10 ONE TUBBY TUBBY TWO TUBBY TUBBY
I could list the whole movie,It just kills me to write it down I can't stop laughing

[–] Trumerica 18 years ago

11. WELL IF HE STILL IN THERE HE AINT HAPPY
12. THIS ISNT A LIFE OR DEATH SITATUATION. IT IS NOW.

[–] courts0 18 years ago

13. NOPE, BUT I CAN CLEAN YOUR COLON OUT QUICKER THAN ONE A THEM BURRITOS WITH EXTRA GUACAMOLE SAUCE!

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[–] kerrykop 11 years ago

Best.....line.....ever!!!!

[–] Megalloyd645 18 years ago

14.Know thie killin is my business ladies and business is goooooood

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[–] cmirandabiz 18 years ago

I LOVED the whole " There's an old man in my closet " Part- oh I love it all- I am on my way to rent it !

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[–] lukeblade 14 years ago

I AM HUNGRY FOR KILLIN...OR JUST PLAIN HUNGRY

[–] misgatex 14 years ago

Who's the dummy now?

[–] dukemd 14 years ago

Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.

Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f### how crazy they are!

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