Tarantino!
On Wikipedia it says Tarantino did an uncredited rewrite on this! HAHAHA!
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
I'm sure that, when this becomes public, the film gets a DVD-Release with Tarantinos name on the cover, people will buy and/or rent it and go "Oooooh. Aaaaaah. What a masterpiece! Tarantino is a genius!"
"Am I the only one who sees the giant monkey!?"