Pat: My real name is Sweeney. Ryan Sweeney.
Stripper #1: You are so racist. Now watch me strip.
Pat: I bet Julia would have pubes.
Unless these are from SNL, what's up with them?
Col. Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White: Mine or other women?
yes, sadly I found myself quoting this movie years after I saw it one time.
"ohhh, I crushed my nuts!!!"
gangster; "are you a brother or a sister?" pat: "oh, i'm an only child"
Same, except those quotes weren't in the movie (the ones I posted)
I especially love the whole gangsta scene. "What are you?" "Oh, you want to know if I'm a blood or a crip."
Col. Mustard: How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White: Mine or other women?
How sad to see this on the worst list!
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me? It's a banana!
"Big Fan of Yours??"
shareI agree--My sister and I LOVE this movie. She uses the annoying Pat voice when she calls her boyfriend, Chris, by his first name. We used to play a drinking game in college to this movie: drink everytime someone says "Pat" (we're original).
"I played with the Ween!"
"What?"
"Gross!"
hahahaha--This movie is 100% perfect. I laughed till my side hurt. My favorite jokes and lines-
*When Pat makes a huge deal to Kathy about how he just neeeeeeds to fix her VCR, and about how quick it will be, and how it will just be so great, but Kathy won't let Pat touch the VCR. After Pat gets all upset, Kathy rolls her eyes and says "ok, Pat, you can fix the VCR". Pat laughs and says "haha. Oh, no, Kathy, I have to come back when it's convienient for me!" lol!!
*When Pat sings "Dude looks like a Lady"
* When Pat answers the phone, a week after his minute-long freak show appearance, and says "Hello, T.V.'s Pat Speaking."
*"THERE'S A CELEBRITY IN THE HOUSE---ME!!!!!!"
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Kyle Jacobs: [after reading Pat's diary] That's it. Th-th-th-that's all? The most intimate record of... every detail about Pat's life and not a single clue about Pat's sex? Why? Why, that's so unfair!