What is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be successful

Tits.

hehe, unforgettable line, here's another one from the same scene, - "is there a script?" - "hell no, but there's a poster", that bit reminds me of the cannon movies documentary, mike starr seem to always play ticked off guys in movies but has starred in a lot of stories like these ed wood stories in "the twilight zone radio dramas", i've actually only seen mike starr play angry roles except for the twilight zone radio dramas which made me really appreciate his variation of acting. notice their faces as they react to the review of the play. watching the news i always found it funny how cnn newswoman paula newton talks in the same distinctive tone as criswell from the ed wood world, the real criswell that is, not the one in this, vampira in this comes off as quite the chilly hostess, i'm used to elvira hosting horror movies with a much nicer vibe, the box of pictures of actors and actresses are featured differently depending on edition of poster or dvd, the poster i've got features his understanding girlfriend but has cut sarah jessica parker, watching lugosi's state is agonizing, even though he's frail he (landau) still brings most life to this picture, despite what the movie tells i hear he and karloff got along very well and starred in quite the few movies together.



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heading away,
land without grace,
tired of foul play,
searchin fortune elsewhere,
found home in your embrace,
a better place.

The OP MEANT to ask, “What is the 1 thing THAT, etc.,” but was too lazy, gay, ill-educated or otherwise deficient to inquire.

The OP has always been an asshole.

The ONE THING is a brain.