Funniest scene in a movie ever!!! - Crooklyn (1994) Discussion

[–] Bonita_AppleBum 18 years ago

QUEENIE!!!

KICK.PUSH.COAST...Just Call Me Mrz. Fiasco!!!

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[–] virgo96833 18 years ago

I think another funny part was when Tony Eyes had said that the kids had been throwing garbage on his stoop and everyone was saying how stink and dirty his house was. And then out of nowhere, the Spanish guy goes, "Yo Tony. Why your house stink, man?"

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[–] Bonita_AppleBum 18 years ago

^^LOL!!!

I also like when the mom goes and wakes the kids up in the middle of the night to clean the kitchen.

KICK.PUSH.COAST...Just Call Me Mrz. Fiasco!!!

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[–] princessrockyt 18 years ago

What about when Troy was having that bad dream that right hand man and snuffy was chasing her and she was like " I ain't got no money! I only got Food Stamps!!!!!" ROTFLMAO

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[–] Bonita_AppleBum 18 years ago

I ain't got no money! I only got Food Stamps!!!!!

Freakin HILARIOUS!!!

MM:You Gave My Daughter A Lap Dance?
MB:Yes.
MM:I'm Gonna Kill You-ILNY

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[–] pkgangsta18 16 years ago

AGREED! HAHAHAHA!

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[–] shortiit0oflii 18 years ago

yessssss ! lmao.
& when that girl peanut steals from the grocery store and gets caught and then fights wit troy. lmao.
& when connie (ru paul) is dancin wit tito in tha deli. lmao. love it.
i could go on forever.

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[–] Terebithia 18 years ago

AAAAAHAHAHA! I LOVED Connie "I ain't no puta...I keeps my panty cleeean"

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[–] SoleStar 17 years ago

hahaha! and when troy got home her mom thought peanut was a boy & got mad. haha. hilarious.

this was my fav:

Troy: yall don't never give me nothin!
Clinton: Shut up, you evil flat chested wench!
Troy: just for that your not getting any! and i'm telling ma you called me an evil flat chested wench!
Clinton: Go ahead, Tell her, you ARE an evil flat chested wench, and i'll tell her you ran off to the store.
Troy: *beep*
Clinton: Cockeyed heffa!

haha!

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[–] JAG2005 18 years ago

The kids dancing to Soul Train, especially the littlest one doing the robot.

"smile. be happy"

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[–] imfocusedmayn 18 years ago

when viola and aunt song are arguin about who got hives from the chocolate cake

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the first dispute between tony eyes and the carmichaels and vick slaps tony's glasses off his face and hes crawlin on the ground and the possoms are crawlin with him!!

"you killed my mother!!"

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[–] pynkpanther 17 years ago

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I gotta say I appreciate it when Spike Lee puts himself in the part of the depricated person, and I REALLY liked it when Zelda smacked Snuffy on the back of the head, then he pulls back his hand covered with blood,
and with hardly any reaction he's like

"Troy? What you be doin' that for?"

he said "troy...what you do that for?"
not every black man speaks like a slave.
you automatically projected that dialect onto the character...that speaks volumes for your character.

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[–] garden7 18 years ago

i love when they are fighting about the knicks game. and the kid goes "i dont care, im WATCHIN this game" and the whole fam just starts wilin' out

and when the aunt goes to pull the couch out. and forgets the girls' name.."get outa here..junnie..jonny...whatever ya names is!"

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[–] candycane86 18 years ago

My favorite scene is when Troy & Mimi are sittin on the stoop with those other girls, and all of them are arguing with each other.

She got good hair
She got Peter Rican hair.

A true friend stabs you in the front
-Oscar Wilde

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[–] BlackVelvetGlove 18 years ago

She got good hair
She got Peter Rican hair.

How could I ever miss that? I watched this (for the millionth time) and I just noticed she said Peter Rican! Hilarious!

I love:

"Is the TV on?!?! I said, is the TV on?"

"NO!"

(whispering) "I woke up in love this morning. I woke up in love this morning..."

What 'bout you, Brishi? Whaa your baaad bo'friend do?

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[–] qwantae 18 years ago

These funniest parts:

-Nate tries to eat that filthy Black Eyed Peas, Mom was like "EAT THE PEAS,
NNOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!, the eats it then spits, GOSH!!!! I know what he means I hate them peas too.

-TOny sings in his apt with 20 dogs, "Still love with you, and love with you" WOODY: Cant even eat my dinner with that nasty-fagget blewin my appetite.

My favorite one of the 90s black movie ever!!!!!

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[–] Terebithia 18 years ago

I DIE laughin' EVERY time I see that (it's on right as I type) and all the while I'm lookin' at that chicks hair with the stickin' up pony tail thing...talki' 'bout Troys hair looks stupid...lawd have mercy...lol

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[–] klwrigh3 18 years ago

LMAO def the funniest part in the entire movie!!

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[–] chrisbrwnfanevr 18 years ago

I like it when they were watching the Partridge Family and on the tv they were singing "I woke in love this mornin" and then the kids started picking on Nate (the one with the cast) saying "Nate woke up in pee this mornin"!!! LOL...another priceless moment

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[–] maxonemaxtwo 18 years ago

When Tony eyes is crawling on the ground looking for his glasses after Vic punches him and the kids are crawling around mimmicking him.

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[–] j-misa 18 years ago

i keep my panties clean!!!!!!

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[–] traveljr 18 years ago

I just love any of the scenes with Aunt Song. Especially the part that was mentioned earlier about when she forgets the childrens names.

"Get out of the way Judy, Jody or what ever your names are".

Ha ha ha

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[–] maxeythecat 18 years ago

Hands down it's gotta be the scene with Aunt Song and that repulsive rat dog Queenie. I mean come on, every single one of us has had an Aunt or Granny or some acquaintance of the family that dotes on some wee snappy, drooling pee smelling little hairball that you just love to hate, right? Absolutely one of the funniest movie bits I've ever seen!!

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[–] WildFire51 18 years ago

I kid you not i started crying. It was so sad. The poor dog. You people are heartless!

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[–] ct16_200462 18 years ago

I love it when the boys get the cat and swing it over their heads and throws it on the girl, so f-ing funny, me and my sister was crackin up. another part is when the girl was arguing with the one with the scratchy voise and the stiff pony tail, so funny!!! lol

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[–] maxeythecat 18 years ago

Yeah, I cried alright.....I was laughing so hard I had tears coming out my eyes!!

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[–] oojaiteaseoo 18 years ago

NATE WOKE UP IN PEE THIS MORNING!!!!
RED RED! HE PEES IN THE BED! LOL

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[–] heyanerd 18 years ago

I gotta say I appreciate it when Spike Lee puts himself in the part of the depricated person, and I REALLY liked it when Zelda smacked Snuffy on the back of the head, then he pulls back his hand covered with blood,
and with hardly any reaction he's like

"Troy? What you be doin' that for?"

freakin' Spike. Hilarious.

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[–] gljbradley 18 years ago

When the five kids and Carolyn was fussing about them not cleaning up the house like she wanted them to.It was real funny when Quenton said,"Man I rather have a father than a mother any day,"and Windel agreed with them.And she said "What you say? What did you say,"sternly.And the youngest,Joe,repeated what he said and she chased them around the table was FUNNY!

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[–] cerelle81 17 years ago

Funniest scenes to me:

1) The two kids making out under the steps while the other kids hoot and make catcalls. The girl turns and says "Shut Up!"

2) The street fight with Tony Eyes and the family. Carolyn laid him out and called him a "menace and a disgrace to the entire block!"

3) "I ain't no Puta!" self-explanatory

4) Aunt Song finding Queenie in the couch. BOING! "OH MY GOd, Queeniee!"

5) The girls talking about each other's hair and afterwards when the boys throw the cat on them. "Don't you tho dat cat over here"

6) The fight Troy had with Peanut and when she told her mom afterward, no love there.

7) Clinton putting Troy in a chokehold because she had his tickets

8) Troy dumps a bucket of HOT WATER on Greg.

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