Just wondering what everyones top 2 fav scenes in this hilarious movie are?
Mine goes as follows
1.When Uncle Martin really goes off the deep end and nails the door down to keep clifford inside.
2. The whole "I need chocolate scene" is just classic.
When Charles Grodin says, "I want to say Mason." And When Clifford says, "You wouldn't lie to me Uncle Martin, would you? 'Cause if I found out you were lying, I don't know what I'd do!" The horrible little child!!!!
shareI am mentioning parts that others didnt. The lady at the party asks him what he wants to be when he grows up. He says he wants to be a dinosaur.
I like the part when he is drinking a big gulp, eating a donut, and watching naked african women dancing on tv.
I like the part when he steals all the stuff from the people at the airport."A nice priest gave it to me dad." Uncle Martin asks him why he brought it all. He responds, "My dads ascared of burglars."
1. San Francisco
2. Act like a normal human being.
I have to say:
1. In the airplane, when Clifford walks down the aisle bopping the passengers
on the back of the head.
2. When he switches Uncle Martin's chap-stick with the lipstick.
Those are the two scenes that make me laugh so hard, I almost sh*t my pants.
1. The last 10 minutes when Uncle Martin has flipped and decides to take Clifford to Dinosaur World.
2. When Clifford's dad tells the woman off in the airport, right when he is in the middle of freaking out.
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Favorite line is -
"Mom I'm over here" by the chubby out of breathe boy eating a chocolate bar after Clifford pays for his Dinosaur costume.
Pretty much the whole movie is my favorite, but some scenes stick with you more than others.
1. When old Priest Clifford is walking along singing and keeps getting smashed over the head.
2. Ben Savage and Clifford keep one upping each other on who has the highest IQ.
3. The whole plane scene, I especially love his face when the pilot tells him they'd only land in L.A. for an emergency...then how he blames it on Stephan.
4. Clifford pretending to be asleep and jerking up saying "Don't reject me!"
5. Sarah in the shower and Clifford scaring her with Stephan. "Damn your eyes Stephan!"
6. The whole chocolate scene. "A whole gang of chocolate!" (Hyperventalating)
7. The Tabasco in the drink, lipstick switch and later in the kitchen when Martin hits Clifford with the bread and Sarah walks in. (Clifford smells his hands and makes a weird growling sound
hahahahahahaha)
8. Everything about the lecture, but I really love when Clifford asks "Does it ever get easier?" And Uncle Martin says "No, not really."
9. I said it was the bestest looking wig...I believe there is a difference.
10. "Oh, be careful how you eat your cereal honey!" And "This boy and his cereal"
11. Clifford dancing at the party.
12. Uncle 10 Most Wanted and Uncle Mental Case
There are just SO many funny parts I wanna list everything, and almost did, lol.
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me!
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Oh man, so many to choose from! But I'd have to say that these are my favorites:
#1: When Uncle Martin flips out and attacks Clifford with the large breadstick. Afterward, Uncle Martin's fiance, Sarah, walks into the kitchen and Uncle Martin immediately improvises by pretending that he's playing baseball with his nephew. "See, WHEN you are looking at the baseball, LOOK at it. Hit it. Keep your eye on it. Keep your eye ON the ball, like that."
#2: When Uncle Martin comes home from jail after discovering that Clifford was the one that caused him to become incarcerated (for being a terrorist). Sarah asks Uncle Martin about what happened, and he explains that it was all just a "practical joke" that someone played on him. In shock, Sarah says, "I can't believe what I'm hearing!" Then Clifford grins and says, "I can't believe what I'm hearing, either." After that, Uncle Martin temporarily tries to drown Clifford in his bowl of cereal, while saying: "Oh honey, be careful how you eat your cereal. Use a napkin. This boy and his cereal."
LMAO! So funny! XD
Oh, I have more than just two. No order.
1. The whole scene when Martin tells Clifford to act like a human boy
2. "I feel sorry for you! Don't think YOU won't age."
3. "You look like sh*t." "Yeah, well, you look like Willie Nelson."
4. The entire 711 scene
5. "You're teacher lets you play with his wig?!" "Frisbee." Mimes throwing a Frisbee
6. "No, I wouldn't lie to you. Get into bed."
7. Martin choking Clifford after he gets out of jail
Plenty more!
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1) the airplane--the dad saying 'be back for dinner'
2) the really really spicy bloody mary drink!
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Batališ