funny lines :)


Nathanial Mayweather: I overheard the captain saying it would be jolly-jack splendid to spend a fortnight or two in Hawaii
Kenny: Yea... that sounds like the captain... you do good impressions


hahahahahahahahaaaa I love this film!

Down the rabbit-hole I GO…
what I’ll find no one knows

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What about when the Cabin Boy wakes up in the blizzard and mumbles something about telling the made a thousand times to keep the window in the nanny's room shut!

Every line in this movie is funnier than most movies out there!

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"Oh! My christening wig!"
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"I'm sorry, but.." is a self-contained lie.

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I merely suggested that you have the driving ability of a brain-dead laboratory, ape.

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"I'm not sure, but I think an iceberg just winked at me" -- Cabin Boy

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"This is how a harem girl dances..."
"You wanna buy a monkey?"

Microfishe! MICROFISHE!! MI...CRO...FISSHHE!!!

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Simply put, a five-pound box of chocolate-covered macadamia nuts is yours if you'll point this swill-heap towards Hawaii. Comprende?


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Please put some dashes above your sig line so I won't think it's part of your dumb post.

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somebody's daddy's missing a leg.



Season's Greetings!

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Oooh! That's it. The head came off and what's inside stinks and that's all I'm doing.

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"Kiss my ass"

"I think I'll pass on that one, thank you very much"

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This movie is filled with plenty of quotable lines from just about every member of its cast (main or otherwise).

I'm partial to a lot of lines Paps has though (the way James Gammon delivers them probably has a lot to do with it - that man had a very distinctive voice). One in particular:

"Instead of standin' around philosophizin' like a buncha old washer women, let's get to the goddamn island, fix the boat and blow outta this hole!"

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