MovieChat Forums > Angels in the Outfield (1994) Discussion > Glover: 'It does start at one...AND YOU'...

Glover: 'It does start at one...AND YOU'RE A JACKASS!'

posted 21 years ago by tecmosuperbowler
15 replies | jump to latest

Glover: We're going back to work on FUNDAMENTALS!

Guy: Fundamentals?!? In the middle of the season?

Bass: I thought the game started at ONE!

Glover: It does start at one...AND YOU'RE A JACKASS!

Bass: No, I'm a pitcher.

Guy: You're a pitcher and a jackass. It's very common.

This exchange gives the movie two points. Bass's character = 1/2 point, exploding bat = 1/2 point, no gratuitous Cleveland Indians destroying = 1/2 point (Little Big League, I'm looking at you), shouting "Nice play, McConaughey" = 1/2 point...and that's about it.

[–] NobodymournstheWicked 20 years ago

I think the line is I think you can be a pitcher and a jackass, and I saw they had these quotoes in the memorbale quotoes section of this movie, can I get you the name of the 2 guy players that you are missing, I will do it if you want me to, I know you can also get their names yourself.

[–] hadjiquest79 19 years ago

I once misheard Knox saying, "It DOES start at 1:00...AND YOU'RE A JUDGE ASS!"
That was what it sounded like when I turned the captioning on, but he actually said, "AND YOU'RE A JACKASS!"

"Now You're Playing With Power!"

[–] 19 years ago

[deleted]

[–] brainybrailler 18 years ago

Jose Martinez and Pedro Garcia say "You're a pitcher and a JA", "Si - it's very common", respectively...but who's the 1st "guy": "Fundamentals? In the middle of the season?"

[–] Spyder130 18 years ago

The guy who made the "in the middle of the season?" comment was played by Mitchell Page, a former Oakland A outfielder and recently the Cardinals' hitting coach.

[–] brainybrailler 18 years ago

Thanks!

[–] 18 years ago

[deleted]

[–] the_beast_below 17 years ago

Whenever it is 1 o clock i always think of Angels in the Outfield.

Nice.

An attractive man who makes pies for a living shouldn’t even spend a short amount of time in prison.

[–] jrbilliken034 18 years ago

another good part is when Danny Glover says

Glover: "Yall got your heads so far up your butts you cant even see the light of day! ONE MORE LOSS AND I'LL, I'LL DO THIS TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!"

Chucks a ton of bats

McDonough dodges one: "Oh ho ho!"

Then McDonough gets hit

[–] MetFanMac 18 years ago

Probably my favorite scene in the whole movie!
I just LOVE the way Knox says that line: "It DOES start at one... and YOU'RE a JACKASS!!!"

Supermodels...spoiled stupid little stick figures mit poofy lips who sink only about zemselves.

[–] the_beast_below 17 years ago

I think the funniest part in the movie is when Whitt Bass thinks the other player sings "Jose" instead of "Oh, say". Just the look on his face when he says, "Wow! It's about a Spanish guy!", and then walks aways singing it is just hilarious.

I also think the part where Adrien Brody tells Knox how emotional "The Star Spangled Banner" makes him because he thinks Knox is crying is hysterical. "Drop dead, I've got sunscreen in my eye."

An attractive man who makes pies for a living shouldn’t even spend a short amount of time in prison.

[–] Jnbfwc 17 years ago

Not Jose, he thinks he says Hosea, which is the Spanish name for Joseph.

[–] nomatt04 17 years ago

wow, i hope you are joking jnbfwc.

[–] Jnbfwc 15 years ago

I wasn't, but I now see where my mistake is. Hah hah! The 'j' is silent.

I'm all giggling at my mistake. Man, that's good.

[–] mthawk07 13 years ago

Classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrE9apbs0Pk