The toilet scene makes no sense


Did anyone get a good look at the SIZE of this enormous mansion, when they showed it briefly in the movie?

Go ahead, check it out, my post makes more sense once you have a sense of scale and proportion of the BILLIONAIRE's dwelling (Ronald Crump (or whatever it was)? Could they BE less subtle about it..?).

There's a line to a downstairs toilet.

A HUGE line has formed in the BRIEF time Ace has been 'in there' (even though he was exploring the shark tank without somehow being damaged by shark teeth although the shark seemingly moved him around back and forth, so what the.. - also, the shark tank is _RIDICULOUSLY_TINY_ for a shark that size! Anyone that has watched 'Columbo Likes the Nightlife' knows what I am talking about).

Think about it. A fancy, classy party, someone goes to the toilet for maybe five to ten minutes (unless something happened off-camera after the shark attack, but that's impossible, since his clothes are still soaking wet, so if ANY time passed after that, the clothes couldn't have been that wet), and a MASSIVE LINE forms.

You can probably logically and accurately measure the time he spend in there.

Now, I will point out that this is a fancy party for a BIG crowd of people, in a friggin' MANSION that must have ten bedrooms.

Anyone realize yet what I am driving at?

How the heck is there only ONE toilet in this MASSIVE mansion that a BILLIONAIRE owns? WHY would there only be one functioning toilet during a fancy dress party for a BIG crowd of rich, well-dressed people? Even if all the other toilets are out of order, why would they have a party like that if THAT is the case, and what would be the likelihood for a coincidence like that to occur anyway?

Also, how come everyone 'has to go' at the same time? LOOK at all those people in that line for the _ONLY_ (!??!?!!?) toilet in that MASSIVE BILLIONAIRE MANSION! The toilet wasn't locked for THAT long, and this line.. it just makes no friggin' sense!

I don't know how movies like this pass ANY kind of inspection on any level, continuitu, realism, whatever.. I don't understand why this kind of nonsensical crap can be allowed to fill EVERY god damn movie.

Why can't there be a movie where EVERYTHING makes sense? JUST ONE?!

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