I freaking HATE Laurie!
GAH! She's just SUCH a bi+ch! I hate everything about her. She overreacts to absolutely everything, never tries to understand where Ellen is coming from, she's controlling and anal-retentive and volatile. I don't know how or why Ellen puts up with her. She's just such a WOMAN! If I were gay and that was my first girlfriend, I think it would turn me off of women for good!
I also hate her for ruining a great show. The show was really funny before Laurie, but nothing about her or any storyline with her was funny, once they got together.
...don't just laugh. Answer the pepperoni.