Discovery Health edits grumbling
(apologies in advance for nerdishness)
Darned Discovery Health.
I started rerecording CHICAGO HOPE last week on my DVDR to replace my old off-network VHSes. Quality will be MUCH better newly off-broadcast than from dubbing down EP VHS recordings from 199whatever.
However, once I edited out commercials, the Discovery Health versions seemed mighty short. The pilot wasn't too bad (42-43 minutes), but the second episode was 39! I figured a few minutes here and there wouldn't matter - besides, maybe it was time-compressed.
For laughs I started running my new DH record against my old CBS one - Episode Nine, where Camille drops the heart in surgery and, traumatized, ends up sleeping with Nyland. The two versions stayed in sync throughout the whole first act I watched, and through most of the second. However, when the show went to commercial at the end of that act, it went one scene early. When I came back from commercial, the DH record was two or three scenes (approximately 6 minutes) further into the show than it should have been. . .
And they entirely cut Camille waking up next to Nyland!
Oooookay. That's annoying. Especially since it's a plot point in the next episode, "The Quarantine." (also the best writing David E Kelley's ever done, IMO). Annoying.
Hmmmm. What to do? Before I can decide, I notice something odd about the DH version. It continues with the rest of the episode - including the scene when Adam Arkin remarks to Roxanne Hart that she "smells like sex." Well, in the CBS version, he's saying that with good reason. She'd just had sex. In this botched edit?
CAN YOU SAY NON-SEQUITER, YOU AD-SHOVELING HACKS?!?!?
>grumble<
So now I have to decide between lousy-looking, albeit complete episodes, or crisp nice-looking version of shows where the continuity editors were, apparently, monkeys.
I wouldn't care so much about the post-Mandy Patinkin episodes. I was just gonna keep clips from those anyway.
If they just put out an unedited Season One box set, I'll buy it and shut up. Until then...
>grumble<