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Greatest quote of all time..

posted 10 years ago by Archy775
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"So there i was looking for 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzie wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head round the corner and say's there is a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So we go, and it's closed. So there is me and Keith Moon and David Crosby trying to break into this little sweet shop right. Well, instead of a guard dog, they got this great big bloody Bengal tiger. Now, i managed to take the tiger out with a can of mace, but the shop keeper and his son was a completely different story altogether. I had to beat them both to death with there own shoes. Nasty business this really. But, sure enough, we got the M&M's and Ozzie did a great show.

[–] jajustina 10 years ago

I also quite enjoy "cross the t's and dot the...lower case j's"

[–] Archy775 10 years ago

Yeh that whole scene is great too.

[–] bigcat20 9 years ago

Hey, my girlfriend is in there!

[–] bomarl1969 9 years ago

No matter how many times I watch this classic, to me the best line is this...
"WOW Van Halen! Who else???"

Live for nothing, or die for something, your call.

[–] bigcat20 9 years ago

Yea that was a good sequence. Ahhh an old man fashioning a kayak out of a log, NO!Rip Taylor! Rip Taylors gonna be there. Rip Taylor? Hes a god in my country he cant walk the streets without getting mobbed. Well that's great cause he's gonna be there."

[–] jmckee1984 9 years ago

Hey, a lot of people's girlfriends are in there...

[–] guer0071 9 years ago

"Just me, my old lady, and the road."

"Is that you with Led Zeppelin?? Who's the old lady?"

"That's my old lady."

[–] bossdog677 8 years ago

I hate my father, i hate my life, but i feel great man!!! Im gonna go pick a fight

[–] Movie_Riggs 8 years ago

I used to go around saying that all the time, lol.

[–] parkpunk 8 years ago

Laundry-mat scene:

Finally, it took like two hours...
I like'em teeny and toasty.

[–] jy55 (12) 5 years ago

It's not my favorite - but I like it among many. It would be something like: "And that's all I remember about it. (Woodstock)" "Well, I think I remembered something else - but I forgot it now.".

[–] HelpMeRhonda (1158) 5 years ago

And an old man fashioning a kayak out of a log...?