LOL! This film has German cinema verite written all over it. If a live action movie of this was ever made, only the Germans filming in Switzerland could ever do it. I mean after all, they do "porn" with people crapping on each other and animal sex. This would actually be a step up. I can just see it now. Some German guy who looks like a 30-year-old club kid version of Andy Warhol wearing clothes that make him seem like an obsessed fan of Rammstein, who talks like Siegfried from Siegfried & Roy talking about how his film is so cutting edge. Hilarious! " Guttentag. Mein name is Gunther(pronounced GOON-tuh) und this is mein scheizer film. You like? Vell I don't care if you like!!! Auf weitersein. Manslave!" (then some creepy-looking guy who looks like the Gimp from Pulp Fiction on steroids comes out) "Ja, mein Kaiser!" Gunther then says, "Fetch me Mistress Sophie und ze fraulein's schwagger stick!" Manslave then says, "Jawolt!" Then after all of that Herr Director will cast some real authentic Japanese sluts to get violated by animatronic demon dicks for Der Film and some American idiot is gonna cry "Obscene!!!" and then the government in Switzerland is going to put pressure on Gunther(just "Gunther", like "Pitof"), and the film will be banned from being shown in theatres in Germany, Switzerland, France and Italy(but the government has no problem with "porn" that has people having sex with animals and crapping on each other because that's so normal, but God forbid porn with animatronic demon dicks pretending to rape actresses, oh no, no, that's just sick). The film will be arbitrarily denied entrance into the United States but there are bootlegs circulating on the internet. Gunther will then become the most infamous and notorious pornographer in all of Scandinavia, making him a legend in his line of work, and the film will eventually be bought by Lions Gate Films because they are the only movie company in the Western Hemisphere with the balls to touch it and they release it on DVD about 7 to 9 years after it was made but it is still banned in Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, California and Texas. Yup, that's just the way it is.
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