Funniest Deniro lines


"Liar whore, Liar whore and you know it!!"

"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side."

"Shut ya piehole!"

Ahh...I love this movie.

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It was a great movie, and there were funny lines. Just because it was difficult for you, doesn't mean that others felt the same way.

Best lines:

Aw you'd belly ache if the goddamn school was in your goddamn back yard now shut yer piehole!

Mr. Hot Shot Hog here gobbled down 12 chocolate covered cherries!



Men aren't that complicated......they are kind of like plants.

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You wouldn't have found it funny if Tobias had been you and you were at the mercy of this insecure, animalistic child abusing wife abusing cement head!

Oh for Christ's sake! Like I said before, just because it was difficult for you doesn't mean that other people had a nervous breakdown after they watched it. It was a sad story, but there were some funny scenes/lines in the movie - period.

Men aren't that complicated......they are kind of like plants.

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I didn't say that I was, I am just not too sensitive like you. I don't see what was so horrifying about TBL. It was a great movie, and the actors played their parts very well. There were a lot of moments in the film that were meant to be funny. If you can't see the humor that is fine, but don't act like there is something wrong with others just because they don't feel the same way you do.

Men aren't that complicated......they are kind of like plants.

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You $h*t in one hand, want in the other and see which one fills up first.

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Have you ever even read the book? Tobias put loads of comic relief in there to show that in some perspectives his life did have funny aspects. I'm sure he doesn't just sit in a room now and cry about having been at the 'mercy of an insecure and animalistic child and wife abusing cement head'! lol

We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. - Tyler Durden

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maverick&jack shut your goddammed pie holes!

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WW2 was a bad thing. Very sad. Does that mean I am not supposed to like 'Saving Private Ryan'?

Titanic---sad. Guess I am not supposed to like it either. Becauce it really happened.

This Boy's Life---Sad. But happy ending. Am I supposed to like it? Not sure.

Listening ChinaMav?

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"you'll *beep* & fall back in it!"

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"I know a thing or two about a thing or two."

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LMAO! I accidently snorted my beverage from that. Good one, dr brodsky.

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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side."


LOL!!!

They never really explained what that whole thing was about, did they?

All I know is that it was one of the funniest love scenes I've ever seen!!!

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It's not really funny when you read it. I think what made these lines funny was the way Di Caprio's mimicking Deniro's character:

1)Hmmm,..well well well, all I can say is you people are pretty lucky to live in ahouse with a coffee like this.
2)cup of JAVA
3)Just a little trick I learned in the navy

everytime I replay that scene where Dwight was saying these 3 lines, Di Caprio's imitiations just stuck to me and they're just so hilarious!!!



"the rest of the world's asleep we're alive"

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"I know what he gives you, and it isn't hope."

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