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Gary Oldman, you continue to amaze me...but Wow! this movie was crap! I can enjoy a GOOD noir flick, albeit gernerally on a strictly entertaining basis. But noir flicks have to make sense, not just ramble on and on for two hours using cheap gimmicky time flips to attain our attention and prodding a dead beast of a film with the inexplicable. I blame the writer most of all, and then the director close behind. It certainly wasn't the actors who bauched this rank bore of a film. Endless. It was endless. The dialogue was terrible (in an awkward accidental kind of way, not a noir kind of way), and the plot points became increasingly ignorant of sanity and coherance. Oh, and by the way, it wasn't a saw but Mark Ishams tedium rambling through the movie which grated that woman's arm down to its goofy little nub ('with, or without?'...God, what twit thought that line up...). What a terrible score.

It is no wonder Bon Jovi pulled there song 'Always' from this flick and saved their careers.

The only thing great about this movie was the final scene, but because you don't give a damn about the characters, you feel, therefore, nothing of a response. That was the tragedy of this movie.

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You almost made reasonable critique of this film - until you mentioned Bon Jovi. Romeo Is Bleeding is not the greatest film ever made, but is far better than some people would have you believe. Oldman's performance is very strong (among a good cast), there are some superb set-pieces (including one involving Oldman and Olin which won the dubious MTV best action sequence!)and despite the fractured narrative, it's better than vast majority of modern noir-thrillers.

It's not easy to like most of the characters (everyone's flaws are on show and they all have their angles), but that's the point. It's a bizzare, darkly comic thriller quite unlike most of the derivative drivel rated far higher on IMDB.

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Papa: "You almost made reasonable critique of this film - until you mentioned Bon Jovi."
I thought exactly the same thing!

And I agree with your take on the flick, too. Not great, but it is good, at least in term of character study, and Oldman in general.

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(To beavis_el_bunghole) Here Here! I had the exact same reaction, man. The first act was at most decent, but then it all went down the crapper. And "Always" would definitely not be the hit it is today if it remained a part of the soundtrack.

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Dude, the movie wasn't that bad. Compare it to Glitter or Gigli and it's great.

"Well...all my friends are dead...hmm. What a crappy day this was..."
-Knox films

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