Sigh . . . I Hate This Movie . . . And My Life . . .

I had been aware of the Nukie for quite some time before I saw it. I knew that people hated this movie with all of their lives . . . Still, when I saw this on sale at my movie store for a buck I bought it, thinking that I'd be prepared. After all, I'd seen Deathstalker, The Corpse Vanishes, The Beast of Yucca Flats, The Unearthly, Galaxy Invader, Nightbeast, The Wild Women of Wongo, and many other monstrosities brought out upon the world by crap filmmakers. Hell, I even watched my own crapfest that I made for my film class! But nothing could compare to this mess. Unfortunately no one else would brave the wretched task of watching this movie with me (and rightfully so), so I watched it alone (which made it much worse). Generally speaking, I'm not known to flip off the screen periodically as I watch a movie, but I did it while watching Nukie. I probably would have killed myself if it went on one minute longer (and I almost did when the computer said "Be a clown" and the guy says "Maybe I will"). I hate this movie . . . it should not exist . . . the filmmakers should be burned alive . . . children that saw this movie are probably sex offenders now just because of this trash.

"I'll show you the life of the mind!" - Madman Munson, Barton Fink