so i used the VAL-I-DATE-ED line with my brother the other day, and even though we were both 10 and 12 when we last saw the film (were now in our 20's) we could not stop laughing at the other funny lines in the film. with the recent string of utterly crappy spoof films it was refreshing to re watch a spoof that makes me laugh
just wanted to know what other lines people thought were freaking funny
"This guy's cookies were laced with cocaine"
"No wonder I couldn't eat just one!"
Watching this movie for the first time in years, and it still holds up. Definitely proof that the spoof genre isn't as bad as it's reputation.
I really liked the "He's gun-ho, trigger happy, a loose cannon!" scene, and the run-down trailer that is a palace inside.
Oh, and how could I forget "Quid pro quo Mr Colt." "What does that mean?" "It means I'm pretentious.".
As I posted in another threat the opening scene in the convenient store when the two guys hold up the mini-mart
"Excuse me"
"You skuzballs mind if I join in?"
that scene was the best opening
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"It's going to take a lot more than a couple of explosions to get us off this case."
"Not a hell of alot more!"
"I cut my finger. That's tragedy. A man walks into an open sewer and dies. That's comedy."
lol i told a friend of mine i'll watch the movie with her! she never saw it! but loves parodies! i can't wait, she'll love it ^_^
"Angel Investigation - we hope you're helpless" - Doyle
And the "private" conversation in the police car that is broadcasted to the whole World (and a space station).
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when colt and luger get their respective rides blown up,, the station wagon, then the taxi,, and Colt says that it will take more than a couple of car bombs to get them off of the case,, and Luger,,, says not a helluva lot more.
are you going to bark all day little doggie,, or are you going to bite
"You came!"
"That's personal.."
Yes, childish, but hilarious.
And the headbanging at the end, the Wayne's World reference, so funny. Wonder why I've never heard of this film before (I'm 21).
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"Who are you?"
"I'm you're worst nightmare!"
"No! Waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare!"
I still quote this as my biggest fear:L:L
Superman Returns kinda brings whole new meaning to "My Dads harder than your dad"!
I like the part where they are being 'followed' by the two guys in the backseat, then Luger says something like 'I'll lose them' and just turns the car around and they are gone, lol.
They will say that I have shed innocent blood...what's blood for, if not for shedding? - Candyman