Favourite quote ?

Who are you?
I'm your worst nightmare!
No you're not, my worst nightmare is to wake up without my penis.
Ok, then... I'm your second worst nightmare.

I don't remember how old I was when I saw this movie, and I remembered that scene for years, only I was sure it was Charlie Sheen.

What can you tell us about General Mortars?
My car is a Buick.

Honey I know you're fighting the memories, but your mother died 6 months ago.
Did..I..forget to give you that message?

And "Hannibal's" latin phrase that some wrote before, hilariuos!!!


No es fácil entender que morir un poco es necesario para volver a nacer.

I liked the parodies of hygiene comericals.

Wes Luger: Whatcha got Irv?
Irv: Kind of an itchy flaky scalp, a bit of a dandruff problem.
Luger: Use this shampoo. It works for me.
Irv: But Sarge, you don't have dandruff.
Luger: I know.

[Irv returns minutes later with shampoo in his hair]
Irv: It tingles!
Luger: That tells you it's working.

It spoofs two seperate commercials. The first part was Head and Shoulders and the second part was Denorex.

Then there was a throwaway gag based on multiple athlete's foot treatment commercials where the affected individual's foot is shown flaming.

Cop: I feel an itching, burning, cracking...
Luger: What the Hell do you expect? Your foot's on fire!

This isn't a quote and not very noticable, but I also liked in the background of the crime scene, in Billy York's house, the cops are having their pictures taken with a cardboard cut out of Larry Bird. And before that, text on the screen tells you the setting, which countless movies do, but this one goes a little further, saying "a house."

I may need to get the DVD of this, as I only have the VHS and my VCR is no longer hooked up.

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The sun is shining... but the ice is slippery.