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Favorite Scenes

posted 15 years ago by CAS3343
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This movie is coming up on HBO a lot nowadays, so I figured I'd actually sit down and watch the whole thing again. Stupid, yes...but it's funny. For some reason, one of my favorite scenes was before the Silence of the Lambs spoof, and the gatekeeper turns around with that dramatic zoom-in and fearful eyes, screaming "The right, I meant the righttttttt!"

Dunno why, but I thought that was good. What are your favorite parts?

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[–] jc_hbk 15 years ago

Too many to choose from. One of my favorites comes a little after yours. Dr. Lecher is struggling to break free and Colt starts mocking him. When he pops up, the scream Colt gives always makes me laugh.

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[–] jc_hbk 15 years ago

<<velly funny >>

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[–] Pixie_Squarepants 15 years ago

Too many good bits 4 me to choose from. But one I associate with the movie that's just visually memorable is Whoopie and her infinite door impediments-beaded curtains-locks.

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[–] adamjoshjay 15 years ago

Commandeering kids bikes?Yeah!That's disgusting!There are too many awesome scenes for me to pick a favourite

[–] RossNolan 14 years ago

Destiny asking Colt to blow in her ear ("... like you blow away the metallic blue discharge wafting from your barrel after you've spent your full load.")

He blows, we hear a sound like someone blowing across the top of an empty beer bottle and Destiny's hair on the other side of her head blows about in the breeze. Just a really funny scene, especially when Colt looks at the camera straight after with a 'WTF' expression.

[–] Poncho85 14 years ago

the whole prison scene is hilarious. i love it when leecher says "closer" and they promptly get closer together, and he has to explain, "closer to the GLASS" ;D and the vietnam flashbacks..

also when he says, "it means im pretentious." (wtf?) ;D

[–] logan-duk-dong 14 years ago

the whole prison scene is hilarious. i love it when leecher says "closer" and they promptly get closer together, and he has to explain, "closer to the GLASS" ;D and the vietnam flashbacks..

The men that Colt was involved with was my favorite bit from that scene. First it's some biker guy, then it's the Vietnamese dude, same beach, hoppin' around.

also when he says, "it means im pretentious." (wtf?) ;D

Hehe... Quid pro quo!

Why does he have a huge bottle of ketchup and mustard in his cell? Bull said something about condiments when Colt and Luger first arrived. And if I recall, there's also some weird crayon drawings on the wall that look they were made by children.

There's definitely alot of strange things happening there...

[–] im-weasel-819-592057 14 years ago

"this box of matches says you're lying"

[–] Chuck_Zombie 14 years ago

Jon Lovitz in the apartment. The dialog in that scene is GREAT!!!

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[–] dockbennett 14 years ago

The woman describing a suspect, and we see it being shaped with a Mr Potato Head. That is amusing, but it becomes hilarious when, a short time later, a background scene has someone with the Mr Potato Head getting arrested.
Absolutely love that!

[–] r_cadell 14 years ago

"VVVViiilderness Giiiiirlzz."

Colt: It's gonna take a lot more than a couple of car bombs to get us off this case.

Luger: Not a hell of a lot more.

[–] bangorlad15 14 years ago

For me my two favourite scene are when Colt in the the convinent store at the start reading a magazine and all the *beep* starts falling out and when the camera pans back...there's a big mountain of them lol(cracks me up everytime) and the other scene is when The Luger family are playing footsie with Jack Colt under the kitchen table. Even the dog joins in hahahahahahaha

[–] Robbmonster 13 years ago

I watched this movie last night for the first time in about 15 years.

For some reason (I have no idea why), I laughed hardest when Ms Demeanor asks Emilio something like 'can we make love next time instead of sitting in bed smoking cigarettes?', and Emilio replies with 'Yeah, maybe'.

I laughed my a$$ off.

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[–] noone1647 13 years ago

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[–] CasseroleWorshipper 13 years ago

The "Shoot him! Shoot him" part where Samuel L. Jackson starts trembling and has a flashback with the mime made me laugh the hardest, bt it was funny all the way through. Totally underrated.
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[–] missingeyesocketman 10 years ago

I agree, I was looking for the mime scene on youtube. The gags were so hit and miss but that part was hilarious.