Denzel was very attractive in this movie

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"Shame on the Bard for leaving the poor man hanging."

It does seem odd, in the theatrical-release version, you just see him standing there while everyone else is celebrating and singing all over the place. But in the director's cut you can see while all the other characters are frolicking, cavorting and singing "Sigh No More," and overhead shot shows Don Pedro off in one secluded nook of the estate, overseeing it while Dogberry and the other constables are administering the popular Renaissance punishment, hanging-drawing-and-quartering, to Don John. It's just a brief shot of the disembowlment as Don John kicks spasmodically on the gibbet, but later, if you look carefully, you can see Dogberry and his men joining the celebrants and waving Don John's unraveled intestines over their heads like garlands.

Branagh apparently decided these touches were a little too dark for the movie, and excised them from the movie.

And you're no critic. Stick to making pot pies 'chef'. Way to be a douchebag.