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What do you do with the Golden Ticket?


I know it's a topic that's been brought up time and time again but it's the thing I love thinking about the most when it comes to this movie.

Which movie worlds would you explore? and what movie characters would you bring to the real world?

Most people might think porn, and that's simple right? easy fun but that sounds boring to me. If I want to spend time with a female from a movie I'd rather meet some of the most memorable female characters in cinema history. Well at least the ones that are most memorable to me.

Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman

Megan Fox's Mikaela character from Transformers 1

Robin Givens Jacqueline character from Boomerang to name a few.

Other ideas I'd do: I'm a basketball fan so one thing I'd love to do is go into all movies featuring Basketball players and bring them into the real world to play in today's league.

Thunderstruck (2012) - Kevin Durant. Just to have him confront himself in real life with the Warriors. Sounds worth it to me.

Like Mike (2002) - Allen Iverson, Vince Carter, Jason Kidd, T-Mac, Dirk, Nash, Gary Payton, Rasheed Wallace, and Chris Webber.

He Got Game (1996) - Ray Allen

Blue Chips (1994) - Shaq and Penny

Forget Paris (1993) - Charles Barkley, David Robinson, Reggie Miller, Sean Elliot, Tim Hardaway and Charles Oakley.

Michael Jackson: Jam (1992) - Michael Jordan. (I'd also bring Jackson out to do some concerts)

I'd explore Documentaries. Documentaries are pretty much the real world so that's as close to time travel as it get. (unless I steal the delorean from back to the future but this sounds more fun to me) I'd go locate as many ones that take place in my area and travel to my childhood home, see the 80s, 70s in that area and multiple others. Meet Icons and bring them back to the real world with me.

You?

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Porn.

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So you go into this porn where these two (or however many character in that short scene) are written to only have one purpose of reciting those same lines and then having sex with each other but then they see you so everything likely changes into who knows what due to your intrusion.

Then much like Arnold's character in LAH when he meets the boy for the first time they'd ask you a lot of questions, and if you can't answer them you might find yourself in a very unexpected situation that you'd clearly be unprepared for due to being so "horny" in their presence. What do you do then?

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Considering their powers dissapear in the real world, just some hotties.

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Well I'd think that depends on who you'd bring out into the real world. If you bring someone like Superman or the Incredible Hulk out that might happen but someone like the people I suggested probably wouldn't have any powers to lose.

There's been tons of movies where people portrayed themselves like basketball players as I suggested, cameo appearances, etc.

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I would go into Terminator 2. So I could hang out the Terminator and feel the emotional pain I felt as a kid when he gets lowered into the hot liquid steel. And maybe also convince them of the other security guard they missed.

I might go into the Pagemaster for fun.

Maybe go into the original Ghostbusters and convince them to hire me.

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Now thinking on it, if I had the magic ticket I would have to be careful what movies I watch since I really don't want to be transported into any horror movie since I would most likely be killed. With that I'd have to give up watching all horror movies to avoid that. But a movie I'd like to go into is the original Ghostbusters. I'd love to try and convince Peter, Ray, and Egon to let me be a ghostbuster. Now thinking of it, that might mean Winston doesn't get involved in the film.

I might also go into one of my favorite Superhero movies too. Like one of the Amazing Spider-Man movies. I know I am in the minority liking those more than the Raimi films or the MCU ones.

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You wouldn't have to give up those movies. Just make sure you don't have the magic ticket with you whenever you do watch those movies. Or heck, bring a super Hero from one of those Marvel or DC movies with you and put them in the Horror movie just to see what would happen.

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The way the movie shows it the ticket doesn't even have to be in the same room for it to open a portal to a movie. The ticket falls off the roof when they blow up Benedict and lands outside of a theater that the Seventh Seal is playing at. The Ticket isn't even inside the actual theater. Yet it opens a portal from so far away.

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hmm True. definitely wouldn't recommend transformers either.

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I'd rescue the Ice Princess from Batman Returns, and then I'd give Batman a slap for not doing the job properly himself.

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lol. nice one.

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Thanks.

I thought she was incredibly hot, and I found her dizziness cute.

I wouldn't do it expecting a 'reward' either. I mean if she wanted to give me a kiss, that would be cool, but I'd be doing it simply to see her alive and safe, which would be 'reward' enough.

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You could bring her back to the real world with you lol...but that might not end well because she wouldn't be recognized as royalty.

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Yes, that would be a problem.

But I'd rather stay in the 'reel world' (i.e. Gotham) than bring anyone back with me.

I'd hate for her not to be properly recognised as royalty, like you say.

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Not to mention just like Jack Slater in this movie she'd probably not be too happy when she finds out she's a fictional character.

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Michael Jackson: Jam (1992) - Michael Jordan. (I'd also bring Jackson out to do some concerts)
Sorry to bring this fun thread down, but if I was to use a golden ticket to enter a Michael Jackson concert film I'd do so to tell him to stop abusing little children...

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