ten things learned from Stalking Laura...
1. Smiling at someone will result in them stalking you.
2. Laura didn't come to K.E.I. to play softball.
3. Even if you're stalker has the same workplace as you do, never trust the people in charge to help you.
4. When working out in public, don't wear "sexy" clothes.
5. Nothing compares to sandwich #26 from Togo's.
7. Making faces at your stalker can win you a toy.
8. When a business is under attack, it is probably not a good idea to just sit there till you get shot.
9. During a negotiation, there is still the famous problem of getting-a-sandwich- and-a-cola up to the suspect.
10. Laura is not getting a promotion without her clearance ticket.