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Great lines from Hard Target

posted 15 years ago by mcmikey7
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"I dont get mad...I'm a professional."

"Load me"

[–] pgrlx 15 years ago

Man I don't know but Van Damme has great hair!!

[–] sajmeister2000 15 years ago

"Take your *beep* stick and your boyfriend and fight a bus to catch!"

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[–] jamesw-needham 15 years ago

Don't worry. I still got your shotgun.

He's an annoying little F---king insect and I want him stepped on hard.

Poor people get bored too.

-How's it feel to be hunted?
-you tell me.

I cannot dance but I can get up.

Hey pidgeon!!

[–] Apollo_Tweed 14 years ago

My favourite is:

"I've been looking all over for you"

"You've been looking in the wrong places"

Always makes me laugh for some reason.

Blasphemy: It's a victimless crime

[–] teflontron 14 years ago

"Wooo-wee!! Good whiskey makes jackrabbit slap de bear!"

[–] Captain_Wesker 14 years ago

"You are a fuchking buffalo!"

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It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing .

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[–] morgan_mourning 13 years ago

Yeah, that's one of the best lines ever - simply because of the way LH delivered it.

Goblin Cannonball: I hit something! Yes?!? No?!?

[–] akademic78 11 years ago

"HOOOOOOOOOLD ITTTT"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] chris1987 13 years ago

"Randall","Randall","Randall" When you hear those words you just know Randall is in for a very bad day.
"Maybe il stick around to run for mayor"
"The hunting season,is over"

[–] edabomb 13 years ago

"Give it a rest, pal". Said with such disdain haha.

[–] brimst0ne13 12 years ago

actually the line is, "Take your pig stick, and your boyfriend, and find a bus to catch."

[–] goldsac 13 years ago

..and tell that bitch girlfriend of yours to point her titti3s north, and step on the gas!!