"You are weak like your father."
wait for it
"Your ugly like your mama"
That has to be one of the funniest loines ever. After watching this terrible movie for so long i was already in stitches (mainly at how the new and "improved" Abobo looked) but this clinched it :>:>:>:>:>:>
"man this waters gross"
"should have a seat and a lid on it"
best line in the movie cause it was about toilets!!!!!
and dont forget
"whos the boss now"
Now, now, don't forget, "Huey, Lewis... Any news?"
(Incidentally, Huey is one of the henchmen in Big Trouble In Little China--the guy with the meat cleavers who Jack first sees in his rear-view mirror at the beginning of the fight in the alley! WOOHOO!)
When Billy tells Jimmy to pull over because he sees a girl next to a car. He says "Every night, you see it's my type." He was trying to fix his hair. Then when they do pull over, the girl pulls off the wig, revealing to be a guy and Jimmy says "You're right. She is your type."
shareAnd let's not forget Alyssa Milano's when she is tying up Kristin Wagner (Lash).
"You're lucky. I generally put people in the hospital."
"No, just a Zaphod Beeblebrox. Didn't you hear I come in six packs?"
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This is probably THE worst movie ever... but i still love it! The best line is:
Nobody want's to party with Geistman
And Murph, he should of atleast included Burnov on Double Dragon. It would been a bundle of laughs if he would of played him personally. More reasons to have made fun of his silly remake. Especially hearing his turring on anyone he doesn't like.
Burnov, Turr Turrrrrrrrrrrr!
What about when Lash asks, "Who's the boss now?" to Alyssa Milano?
See...cause she was in Who's The Boss?...
best line ever:
I can see you!!
No you can't!!
"FIND ME THE OTHER HALF OF THE MEDALLION"
KOGA 4 LIFE HOMEZ
I haven't seen this movie until tonight; it's going to be on one of our local channels...I'm excited! I'm going into this full-well knowing it's a "B" movie, but I absolutely adored Double Dragon when I was young, so I'm looking forward to the cheese! Hooray for the 1980's, baby!!
shareI just watched this movie on the some obscure local network, its a pain to watch. That 'weak like your father' exchange is one of the best things in movie (aside from Milano, I had to throw that in)
shareI caught some of this last night and it was worse than Street Fighter, if that's possible.
Why did hollywood think it was a good idea to make movies based of video games in the 90s? Did they start running out of ideas or something.
Also, the fighting scenes, correct me if I'm wrong but Wolf knows martial arts. Also, what's his name, the chairman, CAN fight, he's a black belt, or something (can't think right now) and yet his fighting was pretty weak in this.
What I saw of the movie was just plain aweful. I need to see if I can find this online to play just to erase those images from my brain.
It is not easy doing a vid-game-to-movie translation. I wish they'd stop doing it. Hollywood ruined this title, they ruined Street Fighter, and they also ruined Mortal Kombat.
shareOh shi ...
You said it!
Damn I was gonna mention this line. I would have cried when I heard it except I already had a tear running down my cheek upon the realisation that I had just wasted around 1 and a half hours of my life.
The Tagline should have read;
"One of them can't act, the other has no martial arts skills together they make a one star movie".
Personally, I think the punchline used when the girl says "Why didn't you just take the stairs?" Earlier, Jimmy had suggested they take the stairs; he then turns to Billy angrily and says "Please use other door". I laugh every time, never fails
So, so, so uhmazon...
And what of "It's the Lee brothers: Ug and Home."?
shareWhen they knock some dude into a black net thing and Wolf says "Nothing but net!" Dreadful!
I like trash, but this isn't even entertaining trash.
I love "B" movies and this is one of the best from the '90s, hands-down...don't hate...
shareMy favorite line...in the beginning of the movie
"It says he can bench press 800 pounds"
"If you think I'm bad, wait until you see my lawyers!" To see a presumpted mystical villain say these words...It's a classic!
shareI just saw this earlier today and I thought it was pretty fun, I couldn't care less whether it was like the game or not, I honestly never played the original game on account of never owning an NES(though I did play the Neo-Geo arcade fighting game verison of it) I laughed at pretty much every line mentioned on this thread and a few more(I.E. "What a head case!") Didn't enjoy this film as much as I enjoyed Street Fighter The movie though.
share"If you think I'm bad, wait until you see my lawyers!" To see a presumpted mystical villain say these words...It's a classic!
This is a masterpiece
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