I'm not surprised John Hughes wrote this
Because after Home Alone it was like all he could do was write slap-stick scenarios for "villains" to be beaten down Wanrer Bros. cartoon style.
When that Sam guy is pulled to the ceiling by the rope and the train and it tugs harder on him and he's like making this demonic moaning as his body is stretched, I actually shuddered. Nasty and sadistic!
CDEGFEDCC. (Shhh!)