Subtitles

Hi!
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I'm from Russia and I'm making a subtitle translation for this great movie
As I do not live in USA it is very difficult for me to understand speech in movie. Some webpages with quotes from the movie helped me. Some phrases are very easy to understand, but there are still some hard places to resolve.
It would be much easier to make traslation having full english subtitles. I couldn't find some over Web. There are just no such! I can't believe that there are no english subtitles for this great movie!

Is there any good person from USA who could create that english subtitles? I bet, it'll help many people from other countries to make good translation for their own languages. Because movie have a lot of profound jokes and phrases and I want to bring them all untouched for spectators. Not just to convert them to common phrases like "Hello" and "Bye".

Please, it is much easier for you english-speakers, to spend a half-day and type the text, than for me to listen dialogs by 100 times trying to understand what they are saying. Help!