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Post some of your fav funny quotes

posted 12 years ago by Blizzard_Beasts
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*before the shootout*
*Sidney counts his money and has 42 instead of 62*
Billy: He's short.
Sidney: B Junior, cmon man loan me a 20.
Junior: You always do this to me Sid! What do I look like, Bank of America?!
Sidney: *beep* if you were bank of america then you could give me a loan right? You think I'm gonna lose my money to this white boy here?
Junior: You better not lose my money to this white boy here! he the visitor we the home team!
Sidney: This here is a black thing ok?
Junior: And we gonna eat at Sizzler's?
Sidney: Damn right! Surf and Turf!
*after Billy hits his 5th shot and Sidney is getting ready for his 5th shot*
Junior: Ain't no thing....ain't no thing.
Sidney: Ain't no thing but a chicken wing on a string.
Junior: Maybe burger king.

That always cracked me up cuz he had no confidence Sidney was gonna make the final shot so he said "burger king" instead of "Sizzler" lol

*during the best out of 5 shootout in the beginning*
Sidney: You know somethin'? Michael jordan came down to the beach one time. Took me to the hole baby! Air Michael Jordan to the hole can u believe that?!?
Junior: That's right I was here Billy Hoe I saw the whole damn thing!
Sidney: Michael said to me, "Hey. You should play summer pro league."
Junior: PRO!
Sidney: I SAID "NO!"
Junior: HELL NO!
Sidney: SHI* MIGHT MESS UP MY GAME!
Junior: F... UP HIS GAME AND WE CAN'T HAVE IT BILLY HOE! Cmon shoot this one and let's go to sizzler daddy.

[–] kmay144 11 years ago

"*beep* you man, your mothers an astronaut."
"My mother's too drunk to be an astronaut!"

The foul shot scene is my favorite of the movie.

[–] bigmarty11288 11 years ago

You gotta big Z in Yer fro, man! What're you, the Black Zorro?

[–] NxNWRocks 11 years ago

"Nah, nah, this ain't Raymond!"

"Told your momma to act her age and the ---- dropped dead."

"Worthington, we're being attacked by giant bats!"

[–] alakabaz 11 years ago

This must be the luck of the Irish or something, only I'm not Irish so you figure it out.

All you have to decide, is what to do with the time that is given to you

[–] armenianmovieman 10 years ago

lets get off the mamas.... cuz I just got off yours.

Okay fine lets take the mamas out..... what time you want me to bring the bitch back?

Your mom is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

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[–] wombat-794-744826 10 years ago

Raymond is that you? No man it ain't me!

P.S. this actually happened: Reggie Harding was 6'10" and robbed a store near where he had grown up.

#2: let's gather up all this bricks and build a shelter so your mother has a place to live.

[–] debiler 10 years ago

This movie is a neverending spring of awesome trash-talk. Love it.

"Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bohemian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!"

"Can anybody step in for mr. handicap? Anybody, for Mr. Mother****ing March of Dimes?"

"Hey man, what are you, the Black Zorro?"

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I didn't like the Godfather, so what?

[–] Movie_Piranha_1979 10 years ago

Sidney Deane: Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bahamian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!

Prostitute: What the *beep* are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.

[–] khaoesmith27 10 years ago

Billy: "Showboating for the sake of showboating...like a behind-the-back pass
that's unnecessary."

Sidney: "You wouldn't even know what a behind-the-back pass was, you'd have a hard enough time passin' gas muthaf!@#a."

[–] alekesam 10 years ago

All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments because there ain't no vista, there ain't no view, and there sure as hell ain't no vista of no view.

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[–] tiffanykk2002 9 years ago

'This is too easy!' 'No no no it's TOO easy!' 'We don't wanna play nomore...'

'I am overflowing with more useless information than any other human being on this entire planet! '

'Is that all you got? You might as well grab that free t-shirt and head home. '

'You either smoke, or you get smoked.'

[–] debiler 9 years ago

(paraphrasing)
Billy: "I looked up 'basketball player' in the dictionary - it says 'Not you'"!

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I didn't like the Godfather, so what?