Singing about a doctor's caterer makes no sense

I'll give you ten seconds to know what I mean.

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Ok, time is up! Got the answer?

We all know that Doctor Frankenstein is the name of the, well, doctor. It's NOT the name of the 'monster'. Alice Cooper seems to be very monster-worshipping (what a masonic world), but for some reasons, instead of singing about actual monsters, he sings about a catering event arranged for the doctor, as the lyrics say 'feeding my Frankenstein'.

Now, I don't know when Alice Cooper bought the good Doctor himself, to be able to call him 'my Frankenstein', but that's beside the point.

Feeding Dr. Frankenstein was probably done by a waitress, a cook, a catering service, etc., as doctors are usually wealthy, so they don't eat in fast food joints, typically speaking, and can afford to eat in luxurious settings, restaurants and catered events pretty much any time they are hungry.

This means that singing about 'feeding Dr. Frankenstein' would point to some kind of catering service that arranges food for the good doctor to eat.

Very strange lyrics that make no sense.

At the very least, he could've used the title of 'Doctor', as Dr. Frankenstein didn't go to crazy medical school for years for nothing! (I REALLY need to stop thinking about Austin Powers-movies!)