"Let's all go down to Oxford Circus, past Trafalgar Square... And then from Charing Cross right up to Euston.
Then change to the Victoria, then the Piccadilly takes us round to Gloucester Road, Kensington and Notting Hill Gate, Holland Park, and Shepherds Bush.
- Ladbroke Grove, Westbourne Park. - Royal Oak and Paddington.
Edgware Road and Baker Street. Great Portland Street and Euston Square. Barbican and Aldgate East and change for Tower Hill.
Fulham Broadway, heading down for Wimbledon. Wimbledon Park. Now we've crossed the Thames.
Back to Earl's Court right up to Victoria. Change for Green Park. Home in time for tea.
To check the map to find the route to start again. So, after tea we're off again.
We go through Swiss Cottage heading northward on the Jubilee.
We change to the Metropolitan at Finchley Road, which takes us round to change at Rayner's Lane.
- Sudbury Hill and Sudbury Town. - Alperton and Acton Town.
- Chiswick Park and Turnham Green. - Stamford Brook and Ravenscourt Park.
- Hammersmith and Barons Court. - West Kensington and Bayswater.
And again, Paddington... Then change for Maida Vale. Willesden Junction. Didn't notice Kensal Green. Watford High Street. Christ, we've gone too far.
Stop at Watford. Back again to Baker Street. King's Cross, Moorgate, Northern line to Bank.
And the escalator link to Monument. We jump the Circle and we're going round and round and round and round.
All change!"
Morse's Law: There's always time for one more pint.
BTW: According to the end credits, the lyrics to this song were penned by none other than Hugh Laurie! He also wrote both the music and lyrics to the notorious coffee jingle. LOL
Morse's Law: There's always time for one more pint.