Uncredited Role
I am rather insulted that I was uncredited in my role as the eponymous oil. This was the most important part of my acting career, and yet I received nary a mention in the credits.
This film would have been a flop were it not for the heartwrenching way I sloshed around in my bottle. Now I hear rumors of a re-release in which all scenes depicting me as the oil will be digitally replaced by walkie-talkies, a la the E.T. re-release! How does that even make sense!?
Oh, how I stew.