Favorite lines

"I'm great, I'm wonderful, EVERYBODY LIKES ME."

That's his motto from the selfhelp group in the opening scene. I can't remember anything else right now but if i think of one i'll let you know. I used to think Vinessa Shaw was smokin' when I was a kid and I saw her recently in 40 days and 40 night and eyes wide shut...Damn.
And yeah this movie is awesome and ur line is great.

"My name is Chester, I'm great, I'm wonderfull, everybody likes me."
"My name is Chester, I'm great, I'm wonderfull, everybody likes me."

"Hey Chester, my Name's Harland & think that you're a giant A**hole.

"Well if I'm an A**hole there's a reason for it, You're contagious"

(Hence My quote) :

"If I'm an A**h0le There's a Reason For It, You're Contagious."

Paul: Well there she is talk to her.
Mathew: Oh I can't Paul what would I say?
Paul: Flatter her, girls like that stuff. Tell her you like her eyes, her lips, her hair the way she parts her hair. In fact tell her you love all her parts.

Mrs. Yowlen: Mathew?
Mathew: Oh hi Mrs. Yowlen.
Mrs. Yowlen: Are you all right Mathew? Who is that man?
Mrs. Yowlen: Yeah I'm fine Mrs.Yowlen he's not a stranger....he's just strange

Chester: Get outta the net you're not a fish!
(Chester blows whistle)
Chester: Pester you're in a different time zone!
(Penny Pester is still kicking the ball further and further away from the field)

Chester: I dressed her son up like a girl and I talked him into playing with me.
Bartender: Stay out! We don't want your kind!
Chester: Wow what a happy hour. Well at least I beat the check.

Welfelt: They broke my nail! Mom those bitches broke my nail!!!
Mrs. Welfelt: They broke your nail?!{Turn to the crowd} Oh they broke her nail!!
{Crowd is restless sayin "They broke her nail?!"}
Mr. Mullen: Get those nail breakers!!!
{The crowd chants "Get those nail breakers"}


Be careful Dude-Kyle
Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in zea heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in zea whom?- The Mole

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When they were playing in the soccer match and Martha gets hit with the ball...and falls to the ground and the nurse comes out and goes "Oh you poor dear, show me where it hurts" and Rodney goes "If she shows where it hurts, we'll need a nurse for her"

Dance like nobody's watching, Work like you don't need the money...Love like you've never been hurt

One of my favorite lines is the way its delivered. Right after they lost.

"Hey. Look at it this way. We only lost one game this season"

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"This is my corner. I ain't Running NoWhere" Bodie

The scene with Chester & Matthew in the car

"I remember the words of my mother.She looked at me & said college is important & i have to scrub floors.And she went out for 6 years,she scrubbed floors & then she went to college".

I'm not sure of the exact lines exchanged between Chester and Jackee, but they are debating whether black or white people are better at sports.

Jacki: We the best at basketball, the best at baseball, the best at boxing and we certainly the best at soccer!!

Chester: (mumbles to himself) Badminton! best at sports..? Archery! best at sports... Oh, and what about water polo? Best at sports...

"Love, Friendship & Music"

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