I can't find anyone to watch this with.
Every time I say, "Hey, wanna watch Knight Moves?", they're like, "Nah. I don't wanna see it."
My dad, my best friend, that guy that sometimes weasels his way into spending the night, my sort-of girlfriend. Hell, even my pet rats probably don't want to watch it. I've already seen it before with my mother, and I just never feel like watching it alone. So if any of you live in the St Louis area and want to watch this with some stranger, let me know. I promise not to try to kill you if you can promise the same. I will defend myself if I have to.