*Game Time*


Joseph Donneley:You arrogant cow! You're not in Ireland any more!

"Go where the wind takes you."-Matthew McGrory

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I dont know the exact words:

Whore: "Why don't you just give it to her"
Joseph: "She's my sister"
Whore: Yeah, and I am your mother!

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"Take tomorrow as well, you spineless little fraction of a man!" (Shannon Christie)

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Joseph Donnelly: [about Grace] She's a dancer in the burley Q.
Shannon Christie: That's not dancing. That's kicking her knickers up. And I bet if you asked her to, she'd kick her knickers off.
Joseph Donnelly: I'm sure she would.
Shannon Christie: Has she?
Joseph Donnelly: Let me think... I can't remember.
Shannon Christie: Well, think hard, Joseph! If there's any brains left in your head!

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Joe (Joseph's father):
"Landlord! You're a sinner! Between your lungs there's neither heart nor spirit, but the lump of your own swallowed moneybag!"


This is the entire little ditty he sang in the tavern:

Her beautiful eyes
Were a terrible curse
Three days in his grave
She ran off with his purse

He smiled down from heaven
Upon the love of his life
God help you, poor lads
She's another man's wife

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You're a corker!

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