Mr. Morgan, if you're edged 'cause I’m wheezing' all your grindage, just chill 'cause if I had the whole Brady Bunch thing goin' on over at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so don't tax my gig so hardcore cruster.
share"Where are you going so fast?"-the bully guy
"I got a date with your mom." - Dave
"I love it when she calls me David." - Dave
Yeah those are my favourite lines that I can remember right now.
anything pauly shore says
share"Shoosh!"
-Matt Wilson
"Designing crusty mops for the rich and the famous little one."
Stoney just the way that he says it
Mine is
"Chill bro, just weezin the ju-uice."- stoney
"NO! NO weezing the ju-uice!"(middleeastern accent)- Gas Station Cashier
PLEASE! Tell me you got the *beep* golf shoes!!
link on the back of the motorbike
Check out my caps, Squeezin the juice, oooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Bud - dee
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Yes the best part of the entire movie was the convenience mart. We bought it on DVD and my kids (the 9 and 5 yr old) love that part. They keep going back and watching it. My 9 yr old keeps repeating "Squeezin the ju uice" LOL
(someone said it was a man movie and no women would like it. Well I'm the one who showed it to my dh and said we had to buy it lol)
Stoney, at the end:
"I'll be ba-ack! Bu-ddy!"
best Arnold imitation I've ever seen, LoL
Panic: Hercules... Why does that name ring a bell?
Pain: I don't know. Maybe we owe him money?
"NO! NO weezing the ju-uice!"
"Hello, little one." (Pauly Shore pats the guy on the head...just out of nowhere)
"I'll be back."
"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
Two stand out in my mind:
"Ow, my pancreas!" ('Cos that's obviously the first body part that'll get hurt when thrown to the ground?!)
and
"DOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHH!!" (When Link mimics Matt's famous catchphrase at the end of the movie.)
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"Steven Tyler P.J.'s"....I love Stoney!
We're smart, we're witty, and we've got asses that rock!
steven tyler pjs is from "son-in-law".
My favorite scene is wheb stoneys facial expressions while riding the VIPER at the "mountain". The whole scene of them two at the amusement park is the best.
Favorite line is "WHEEZE THE JUICE"!!! by Link when he steps on the ice to fight matt for picking on Dave.
i'm not a geek, i'm a unique weasel.
We have a pool and a pond...pond be good for you.
"Dave, it wasn't meant to be. Come on, I'll go buy you some ho-ho's." - Stoney
shareDave: "You can watch all the jeopardy you want"
Stoney: "That was the clincher, man"
Dave: "Everybody has their price"
It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Dave: "And your name is ...?"
Link: (thinking very very very hard) "Buff?"
"Too early for flapjacks?" (Groundhog Day, 1993)
Yeah that line is funny too! All of Stoney and Link's lines are funny.
share"Meat Group! Come on Link, Meat Group!" - Stoney
"Weeze the juice" - Link
"2 Minutes" - "One and a half minutes!"
"Speak English Stanley" - Mr Morgan
"SHOOSH, HUSH Please. Showin' your ignorance Morgan. Some of us PUMP, Some of us SLUMP. You might wana try some PUMP Morgan, it might clear up your acne!" - Matt Wilson
"Who's cooler than me?" - Matt Wilson
"Its your cave nug!" - Stoney
"Slicin'" Link
And I agree with everyone who has said any of Link & Stoneys lines... and the spanish guys at the bar
Cupid Shot Me In The Ass With a Poison Dart! - Don Vito
"Keep in cruisin, keep on cruisin..."
"Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some ho-ho's"
- Stoney
Yes i agree all those are awsome, but im pretty sure you guys didnt catch the best part.
Stoney-Mrs. Morgan, theirs a guy burried in the back yard!
Dave- Mom, mom!
Mom- Not now im busy. [closes curtains]
[rapidly screaming about the guy]
Dave- Call 911, call 911.
THE LINE- Stoney- "AH AHHHH".
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Stony: I'm not a Geek, I'm a unique Weasel!
Link: Wheeze the juice!!!
(When he steps out on the ice to comfront Matt)
Those are my favorites!!
"Stony is the crustiest bato I ever wit-nessed, so don't hush his gig, buh-dee."
"I'm not a worm, i'm a unique weasel..."
"You wanna be a man weasel?!"
"Ow, that hurt my lobes - they started it!"
"That was harsh Matt. You could've hurt his pancreas."
These aren't lines, but it's hilarious when Stoney licks the ice block. Also when he and Dave encounter Link in Dave's room for the first time, and Link freaks over the ringing phone, the camera cuts to Stoney and he's wearing a protective face mask.
when they are leaving the convenience store and the terminator music comes on and link stops and says "ill be back"
hey, they're tasty, right? why dont we call them 'tasticles'?
-bender bending rodriguez
I agree with above - anything Pauly Shore says.
Plus Link going for the grope and saying "gozongas".
Oh and the Shoosh!!
Actually, anything in the movie. It was pretty damn funny the whole lot of it.
I love the sequence when they're teaching Link to fight and he breaks the board on Dave's head and then spins stoney around....... priceless
shareA little lesser one:
Link: (imitating Arnold S. with the black shades) "I'll be back."
Convienience Employee: "No, but still!!!" ~How he says it in his accent.~
"ow my pancreas"
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