Favourite lines/dialogue (spoilers likely)

I'm surprised such a thread doesn't exist already. Some of mine ...

I once buried two Arabs in a wall over there, facing Mecca of course
I usually start the month with a postman. I get up early and spend the morning pinching pensions
I won't touch him ... AIDS ... green monkeys ... They have a way of talking to animals

I love the recipe for the "dead baby boy" drinks and the game associated with them. Don't eat the rope!!

And, how could one forget the different ratios of ballast to body according to age (old bones are more porous, so elderly need more, as do midgets whose bones are more dense - how many midgets did Benoit kill?!? )

Never test the depth of the water with both feet