the SPECIAL MUSHROOM scene!

it absolutely kills me! funniest scene ever!!

MARCUS(to Gerard’s dad Mr. Jackson): Every year, you do somethin’ new… Now where’d you get the mushroom shirt?!

MR. JACKSON: You know I’m tryin’ to impress you, you know that.

MARCUS: I know that, now where’d you get the mushroom shirt? I got to know.

MR. JACKSON: Well the secret is, you got to COOOORRDINATE. Most people don’t COOOORDINATE. See, you got to COOORDINATE. ….When you saw me, you saw the mushroom shirt. Bang! Mushroom shirt. But see you can’t stop with the mushroom shirt, you got to go on.

GERARD: See, I’d have stopped at the shirt.

MR. JACKSON: No, you got to keep going…now let me show something…look at that (HE REVEALS MATCHING MUSHROOM BELT).

MARCUS: aww you got on a mushroom belt. GERARD, did you know your pops had a mushroom belt on?

GERARD: (angrily) YES...........!

MR. JACKSON: But, you don’t stop there! See you gotta keep goin’….

MARCUS: what you got, a mushroom ring?

MR. JACKSON: yeah, that’s a good idea!... look what I got (flashes coat open to reveal his jacket's MUSHROOM LINING)

MARCUS: Dah! Gerard, did you know on the inside, was... special mushroom?!

GERARD: (exasperated) YES!!!