'That's how bad the economy is'


Does ANYONE here find this funny?

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You mean the Rodney Dangerfield-style jokes?


Economy's so bad the other day I saw Captain Crunch drinking Captain Morgan.


Economy's so bad Arnold Schwarzenneger hired a maid the other day,

just to clean his house.


Economy's so bad this halloween people are planning on getting pumpkins,

for food.


That's how bad the economy is!




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Yes, them

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Yes, they're a great tribute to Rodney whose comedy style, I'm certain, will be discussed and emulated a hundred years from now.

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What is funny about it?

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philsfan173: What is funny about it?


Humour is subjective, philsfan. You don't like it? No problem.


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Yes. But that has nothing to do with the question.

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Yes. But that has nothing to do with the question.



You mean "what's funny about it"? Could you supply a joke, and then explain what makes it funny to you?

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Don't fret.

It's just the economy is so bad some people can't afford a sense of humor.

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Yes. Are you trying to make a point here? lol

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Yes. Are you trying to make a point here?



It doesn't tend to get funnier if you explain it. However, if you'd care to provide a joke you think is funny I'd still love to hear it.

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I'm not expecting your explanation to make it funny for me all of a sudden. I'm asking what makes the annoying joke that you say will have an ongoing legacy funny.

Jesus, fine. Here's a joke from Conan.



The NYPD created a new unit that will use social media sites to catch criminals. Criminal caught on Facebook and Twitter will be arrested, while criminals caught on MySpace will be told about Facebook.




Why is it funny? Because no one uses MySpace. Facebook has taken over. Now, does that help your point?

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Conan: The NYPD created a new unit that will use social media sites to catch criminals. Criminal caught on Facebook and Twitter will be arrested, while criminals caught on MySpace will be told about Facebook.



"The economy's so bad academy award-nominated actor Jesse Eisenberg is now making a movie about Myspace."


~Jay Leno.


Would seem that they find some of the same things funny.

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That's not the point. My point is that saying "the economy's so bad that..." almost makes the following joke unfunny. It's annoying. We know the economy is bad.

Now, you asked me to show you a joke and explain what is funny. Can you go back to the original discussion and tell me what is funny about this?

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My point is that saying "the economy's so bad that..." almost makes the following joke unfunny. It's annoying. We know the economy is bad.

So, it's not the joke, but the set up line that you don't like. In other words, a joke won't be funny to you if it's preceded by "The economy is bad".

Okay, fine. But since these jokes are delivered in the style of Rodney Dangerfield, did you also hate any joke he told if it began with "I tell ya' I get no respect. No respect at all"?



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The economy is so bad. Brad and Angelina were looking for kids on eBay!

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The economy is so bad you can get in the Tonight Show and see Jay Leno for FREE!

To see him in Vegas is over a $100 a ticket!

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The economy is so bad that Rick Perry has to conduct executions in Texas by throwing a toaster into the bathtub!!

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The economy is so bad for the Patriots and Dolphins kickoff, the officials had to provide their own coin.

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For me, they're hit or miss. There's usually one per night that gets at least a chuckle out of me.

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The economy is so bad Ron Paul said LET IT DIE.

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The economy is so bad that they need armed guards for the "take a penny, leave a penny" jar at 7-11.

The economy is so bad it could lose in a debate to Rick Perry!

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The economy is so bad Americans are now scamming Nigerians for their money.

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The economy is so bad people in Beverly Hills are getting their stomachs stapled at Home Depot.

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"The economy is so bad Justin Bieber may claim that kid is his just to get the tax exemption."


"The economy is so bad now Lindsay Lohan is posing for the centerfold in the Penny Saver."

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Snap! Leno's barkin'! lol.

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I don't understand philsfan, you need the jokes explained to you? like...you don't understand them? they seem pretty easy to understand. I think Alien was trying to say that you cant really explain why something makes you life, its just an opinion. but you explained conan's joke like you needed the punchline's explained...give me a joke and i'll explain the punchline to you if you like. but that doesnt mean you'll find it funny...

you explained the conan joke, but that didn't make it any funnier to me. the explanation was obvious, why its funny wasn't, because different people find different things funny. and thats fine. i dont think that particular joke was that funny but that's my opinion.

as to your original question in the first post, I think some of the economy jokes are funny, some aren't as funny. you can't really ask if in general they are all funny because they are all different jokes...


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The economy is so bad, Herman Cain lunged at a woman to grab her checkbook.

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You know the economy is bad when Martha Stewart comes out with "Martha Stewart Living in YOUR CAR"!

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It's more pathetic than anything else. Jay needs to copy Dangerfield's style because he has none of his own. Maybe if it wasn't so blatant.


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How bad is the economy you ask?

Well, FOX network is airing a new reality show called So You Think You Can Pay Your Rent?

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"The economy is so bad for thanksgiving the turkey will let anybody stuff it for five bucks."

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The jokes are mediocre; the part that sucks is the band's extravagant playing after each joke(obviously because they don't actually elicit many laughs)

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...the band's extravagant playing after each joke(obviously because they don't actually elicit many laughs)



Nope, that's just part of the routine.

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The economy is so bad that they're asking illegal immigrants to bring a side dish!

P.S. a l i e n and Jordan, you guys can't expect all jokes of a 30 joke monologue to be great. His monologue is still by far the best out there!

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This is not an economy joke but it almost sounds like it's going to be:


"It was so cold today Hugh Hefner's girlfriend got her tongue stuck in his miracle ear."

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"Rick Santorum is so conservative he goes to confession after a colonoscopy."


It's not an economy joke, but it has the same sort of structure.

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"Rick Santorum is so conservative he won't even go down on the escalator."

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"Rick Santorum is so conservative he thinks a threesome is playing golf with two other guys."

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"Rick Santorum is so conservative he refuses to go inside any building through the back entrance."

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Rick Santorum is so conservative he thinks "WTF" stands for "what's that for?"

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"Rick Santorum is so conservative he cuts the corn cob into little pieces before he puts it into his mouth."

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"Rick Santorum is going to end internet pornography. His slogan? Just say no. To yourself."

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"Rick Santorum is so conservative he won't stick his fingers in the holes of a bowling ball."

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"Mitt Romney is so rich when he takes a flight his wallet qualifies as a carry on bag."

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Geez, basically it's a classic style of cheap, rapid-fire, corny one-liners a la Rodney etc. Who I grew up watching.

Johnny himself kept old vaudeville-ish show biz gags alive in his comedy and skits.

Compare the instant laughs that they produce vs the "pumpcasters" spending fruitless days filming people gassing up their car and ignoring them until they finally can edit down 3 minutes worth of semi-funny "real" reactions.

"Rick Santorum is so anti-gay, he doesn't even want pirates touching their own booty."
"Rick Santorum is so conservative that when he goes to KFC, he only orders the right wings."
"This guy is so anti-gay, he won't even eat a Hershey bar if it has nuts."


They're groaners, and they're great!


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..basically it's a classic style of cheap, rapid-fire, corny one-liners a la Rodney...



Rodney is eternal.

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Rodney is the man! Is the economy back to normal? Haven't heard one lately.

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They zing!

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"Newt Gingrich is so broke he's taking financial advice from Nicolas Cage."

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"A funeral place is offering money saving tips on how to build your own coffin. But, guys, a word of advice, not the best Mother's Day gift."

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The economy is so bad that teachers are having sex with students just for the lunch money!

The economy is so bad that Mexicans are sending money to their relatives in LA!

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"The economy is so bad people are going to the pet store now for sushi."

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The economy is so bad in California that Oregon is building a fence on our border!

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The economy is so bad that ALL the muppets are now living in trash cans!

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It was so hot today Lindsay Lohan tried to buy car insurance just to get out of the heat.

It was so hot instead of punches Chris Brown and Drake were throwing frozen margaritas at each other.

It was so hot Mitt Romney was riding on top of the car.

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Shouldn't so hot jokes be in the monologue thread?

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I figure the basic structure (this is so bad, that's so hot) is similar enough that both should qualify for this thread. All others can go on the monologue thread.

Bet the OP never thought something he started as a way to hate on them would become a hall of fame for the "that's how bad the ecomony is" jokes.



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That works. Funny too!

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California is so broke that the Mexicans fixed the hole in the fence so we can't get through!

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It was so hot in LA today that gay couples were going to Chick-fil-A just for the air conditioning!

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"California is so broke they're now charging a two drink minimum to jump off the Golden Gate bridge."

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These replacement refs are so bad- Tim Tebow cursed!

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The economy is so bad I saw Clint Eastwood talking to a chair and flipping the cushions looking for loose change.


The economy is so bad Chick Fil A is now catering gay weddings.

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The economy is so bad that the only thing preventing Mitt Romney from winning the election is Mitt Romney!

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These replacement refs are so bad-in a taste test between coke and pepsi they picked sprite!

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"It was so hot today I saw two squirrels having phone sex."

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"The stock market's going down faster than a four star general's biographer."

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"The Lakers are so bad that even the NRA is trying to take away their right to shoot"

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"The economy is so bad ebay is now up for sale on ebay."

"The economy is so bad Taylor Swift is writing a song now about how much she doesn't like the National Treasury."

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"The flu is so bad I saw Charlie Sheen doing lines of Sudafed."

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"The Yankees are doing so badly even they leave during the fifth inning to avoid the after game traffic."

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"This winter is so cold, you know Leatherface from "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"? Today he was using his chainsaw to cut wood."

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Gas is so expensive in NJ I saw Chris Christie walking through a Wendy's drive thru!

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Some of it I do and then some of it I don't, but I think its that way with any joke anyone says, famous or not.

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The economy is so bad that people cross the US-MEX border the other way around.
That's how bad it is.

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Now that's pretty good!

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Gas is so expensive men are picking up hookers just for their siphoning skills.

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Gas is so expensive that Bill O'Reilly and Bill Maher and carpooling!

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"OJ Simpson's put on so much weight they're covering his trial on the Food Network."



"OJ's so out of shape you can hear him breathing when he tries to sneak up and kill you."

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"OJ Simpson's put on so much weight the only glove that would fit him now is an oven mit."

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OJ is so fat that the only 2 character witnessess at trial are Ben and Jerry!

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"OJ is so fat instead of throwing the book at him, the judge is gonna throw a cook book."

"OJ is so fat the only place they can find a jury of his peers is among the cast of 'The Biggest Loser'".

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"OJ is so fat instead of reading him his rights he just asked them to read him the specials. That's how fat OJ is."

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The stock market is going down faster than Michael Douglas.

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"It was so hot today Paula Dean spoke before the NAACP just for the cool reception."

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"OJ is so fat his cell mate only likes him as a friend."

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The Obamacare website is so slow...slower than Chris Christie putting on bicycle shorts!

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"The weather back East is colder than sitting between Dick Cheney's daughters this Thanksgiving."

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It's so cold the Octamom's kids haven't felt this chilly since they were frozen embryos."

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The Lakers are playing so bad even the Kardashians won't date them.

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The Lakers are so bad Dennis Rodman won't take them to North Korea.

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The Lakers are so bad that Dr.Conrad Murray is their team doctor!

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"The Lakers are so bad they got egged by Justin Bieber"

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"The Lakers are so bad before a game instead of the National Anthem now they just play Taps"

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"The Lakers are so bad they can't even shoot a selfie"

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"It's so cold out men are hiring hookers just to blow the snow off their driveways."

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"It's so cold the cryogenically frozen head of Ted Williams was wearing a ski mask."

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"The Lakers are so bad Kobe hasn't even played this season and he leads in scoring."

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"The Lakers are so bad even the NRA wants to take away their right to shoot".


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"It's so cold Anthony Weiner got his wiener stuck to his phone".

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"It's so cold even Al Gore now says global warming's just a myth".

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Denver was so bad by the fourth quarter it was considered a human rights violation. That's how bad the Superbowl was.

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"The Lakers are so bad Justin Bieber egged them"
I don't beliebe he would even bother!

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