1. "Berlin is the capital of which country" belongs in the pop music category of quiz questions.
2. Q is a James Bond villain.
3. People in the country go to bed at 5:30pm, because "a cuckoo in May, ooarrooarray". (????????)
4. You can't make a drizzle nan, or play drizzle balls.
Any more?
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6. The entire cast of brookside are lesbians.
7. You can get AIDS from bicycling.
8. Neil Kinnock's grandparents were homosexual Martians.
The world is your lobster.
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10. Jesus wrote the dictionary.
share11. In War and Peace, it turns out that the Russian bloke did it
12. An electric cattle prod makes you do watery diarrhoea that escapes noisily even though you have got tight pantyhose on
13. A carnival allows patrons to ride the ferris wheel even though it's all wired up with explosives, ready to be blown up at dawn the very next day