My Favorite Movie to crack on...let's make a list

He was watering the hedges and the grass, by the looks of it. Though I've not seen anyone 'water' quite that way, song aside. He knew the words I think, he was just goofing around.

But Laura had to clean up the floor, she left water trails. He had to think she was dead.
And cutting her hair appeared to be necessary for the wig to fit right, but not sure about that.
Flushing the ring was just stupid of Laura to do, but there had to be a plot device so he could prove she was alive.

Martin: Let's see, a man who has EVERYTHING and just *beep* all over it. All he had to do was be kind to her, she loved him so much! She even loved him when he didn't beat her as often !
And its better to TRAP someone against their will than be a loving human being. Martin was so dumb, he had it all.


"I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus."
"Didn't he discover America?"
"Penfold, shush."

When Martin is on the phone with the lady who was a friend of Laura's, and she mentions the big bruises... the camera spin and Patrick Bergin's face are hilarious. Like, "Whaaaaaaaaaaa????"

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"Love means never having to say you're ugly." - the Abominable Dr. Phibes

She had to take the time to clean up; otherwise, he would know someone had been in the house. She cut her hair so she could fit it all under the wig cap. I agree about the wedding ring though... She should have sold it at a pawn shop! ;)

Call me Katie. ;-)

Giddily trying on dozens of hats and costumes in the drama department. Sure, it's a lot of fun ... when you're FIVE.

::Ben, with smarmy expression on face:: "I love pie."

Laura to Ben the day after he practically rapes her on the stairs: "I'm glad you're here," when the correct line would be, "Get lost, you tool."

Martin: "LAAAUUUUUUUURA!!! LAAUUUUUURRRAAAAAAA!"

Martin: "I'm sorry we quarreled." Quarreled? Seriously, who says that?

The way Martin drinks from a drinking fountain. NYUM! NYUUUM! NYUUUUM!

Martin's moustache.

All of the hair on Ben's head.

I actually love the movie but I can find humor in almost everything so here goes:

Laura and Ben go around on the Ferris wheel half a dozen times but apparently never look down for even a second to see Martin standing there who is not five feet away and fully visible to us as we go on the ride through the camera.

Apparently none of the nursing homes where Laura's mother has lived pay any attention to the rules of confidentiality. They're willing to tell anyone who claims to be anyone, everything.

I don't even know how long and at what incredibly high temperature a person would have to cook a roast in order to burn it enough to catch fire.

Laura is some hungry lady. After the carnival, she and Ben have a picnic outside and then she goes inside to make toast before bed.

The wedding ring in the toilet --just plain dumb, and the mustache....cringe! Looks like a 1970's porn star.





"Her first baby came out sideways, she didn't scream or nothin."

When Martin gets pissed when he learns Laura had become a great swimmer he does all those weird twists and turns as if he's disoriented and then he grabs one of those weird decorative objects (what are they anyway, really - just heavy grey balls?) and smashes the phone? And I suppose no one he was working with really cared that he just demolished his telephone? That cheap-ass coat of his when he's driving back is pretty silly too.
I play cards with J.D. Shelnut, chief of PO-lice! So kiss my ass, you old bastard!

My sisters and I always quote the line, "Come to me...Martin...Walk this way."

Just the stilted delivery of this line has become a running joke with us. It's supposed to be a tense part of the movie, and all we are doing is cracking up at it.

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