BEST LITHGOW LINES!!!
guard: I hope you remembered to floss
lithgow: I did...with your wifes pubic hair
lithgow: Go fu ck yourself creamcake
guard: I hope you remembered to floss
lithgow: I did...with your wifes pubic hair
lithgow: Go fu ck yourself creamcake
This is from memory, so it's probably not exact.
"Whats the first thing you'll do if you get released?"
"I'll probably go to your house."
"To thank me no doubt."
"No...to **** your wife...and your daughter. Hell I'm even thinking about ******* your dog."
'Now, *beep* off, doughnuts!'
i was like 11 when I watched this. I remember not getting the line and asking my brother what he meant. he just shrugged and said: he called him 'doughnuts'. it makes me laugh
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I also liked "I've always wanted a Viking funeral" when the bookmobile was burning w/Jesse's body inside.