I liked "When two white men have a problem, they settle It like true Aryan warriors...one on one in single combat...think you're too good for us Blake, well...we're giving you that chance...so, grab your weapons and may the best Aryan win!!" best quote from the movie.
Parole Board Official: Mr. Blake, after your release, what would be the first thing you do?
Blake: Well, sir, I guess first I would visit your house.
Parole Board Official: To thank me, I suppose.
Blake: No. To f uck your wife, and your daughter. Hell, maybe even your dog.
"Now go away or I should taunt you a second time."
hands down best quote..lol I still laugh my ass off when I see that. Also it wasn't a quote but when Denzel's buddy is hanging from the ceiling fan in drag, that was histerical..lol
share"Took a lotta balls for you to come down here, PK, let's hope you leave with 'em." - Odessa
I'm a killer. A murdering bastard, you know that.
"Take another step and her boyfriend's gonna need to put a paper-bag over her head when he f ucks whats left of her!" - Earl Talbot Blake.
Just so funny.
"You were right about Blake. He had to be alive right? Or else how could he kill me?"
"Will you shut up?!"
"Live from Los Angeles, it's the Nick Styles show!"
"You wanna find out who really got the power? Bring your punk *** to the tower."
"We're with the district attorney's assistance club, we're assistin' the district attorney, so don't make me club your ***."
"News at eleven? Good. They'll kiss my ***."
Yes, it had some great lines in it but my personal favorite is when Blake shoots Kim and Denzel is like, "Blake...is that how you treat your friends, huh I'm glad we're enemies!"
shareI love the line where Kim says:
"Lying? You stupid, macho *beep* I can't believe this! I can't believe that I've been kissing your ass all these *beep* years, and you're such a s**thead! You didn't kill his life, and you didn't *beep* his mind. You know what you did? You pissed him off. You really *beep* pissed him off, and now you're ****ed!"
It was so totally opposite of him to say after kissing Blake's butt nearly the entire film and then Blake shoots the s**t outta him. lol!. Cracks me up everytime.
Yeah, I liked that one a lot too as well as the others I've seen mentioned. Another one that I thought was hilarious was when he was in the church with his father and family. I think they were Christening his daughter. Anyway, he's becoming the big shot and his time is in demand so he's about to rush out. The dialog between him and his father goes something like this.
Dad: You gonna leave skid marks in my church son?
Styles: Dad, Jewish people do guilt, not us.
I liked it because it was quiet, subtle and I instantly got this picture in my head of the stereotypical Jewish mom laying a guilt trip on her son.
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Just before they kidnap Denzel, Kim says:
"I bet he sh_t in his pants, I can't wait to look."
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Hey I know you... you're that dude that got busted on america's funniest home video."
"F uck yourself cream cake."
"You were right about Blake, partner. He had to be alive...otherwise, how could he kill me?"
shareThis is no contest, the pubic hair-line was laugh out loud funny. Fantastic delivery.
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